This is what amerikkka deserves
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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I was expecting a lot more hesitation from a group of people I'm assuming have had their daily intake budgeted down to the femtocalorie and consisting primarily of cottage cheese and kale show a little bit more hesitation but nope, they bite the bullet and chow down.
usain bolt was pogging off the chicken nuggies in china
isnt this after the olympics? if theyre in off season now theyre probably not counting calories or they already factored these calories in beforehand
A lot of them have to go back to their day jobs in the NHL this week.
they literally just won gold at the olympics, that's a once in 10000 lifetimes opportunity for a caloric binge
Imagine having access to the whitehouse culinary staff and not constantly asking for garlic naan with butter chicken soup.
Or even just like- better hamburgers than McDonald's has.
I wonder how many times a week Trump tells them to make overcooked steak with ketchup again.
If you wanted to burger you could burger so hard with an unlimited budget. No imagination.
I worked at a fast casual place as a line cook for a couple years. Loved doing cream cheese on the top bun, bacon and avocado with a rare to medium rare patty.
I'm hungry rn and thinking about a gourmet burger is sending me. Why would you settle for fast food slop? 
He's an uncomplicated man
Cheap motherfucker
He's the cheapest rich person I have ever seen
Yeah yeah, the most American man on the planet did something that was previously reserved for satire of American culture.
And liberals still think Trump is a KGB asset.
Whatever relationship he had with Russians was definitely transactional, and looking at some recent, um, documents definitely proves it was all Russian capitalists. But a lib could never grasp that, just like they'd think this statement is an endorsement of the Russian Federation instead of an observation.
HE DID IT AGAIN 
A sad, cut down, hollow, zero sizzle shadow of what once was
Is that room in the OEOB? Did each athlete get ONE entree sandwich?
He's out of ideas. Boring. Sad.
u already know he didnt tip
Pretty brave to order door dash to the white house NGL
imagine the fucking irritation the delivery person had to go through with the security and shit
Real horseshoe theory 