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DPRK kills 2 mossad agents, tells Israel "grab their bodies in 24 hours or we dump em in the sea." I hope this is real, cause damn, based (hexbear.net)
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The only sources I can find on this are on social media so im skeptic, but based if true.

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[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Why are the Mossad agents in the DPRK?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Based based based based based

I mean sadly its not real. But based

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

DPRK really said “come get your mans!”

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 29 points 6 hours ago

From my experience so far, if it's not on KCNA then it's not real.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 24 points 6 hours ago

Disinformation goes in fakenews, not here

[–] dead@hexbear.net 72 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

Why would anyone think this is real? I can see why Hexbear hates the fakenews comm because yall just believe anything.

North Korea (DPRK) has websites that you can visit and news websites that they make announcements on. If this had happened, DPRK would have made a press statement on their websites.

Especially since DPRK made a very big complaint recently about South Korean drones violating their airspace, they would definitely have said something about Israeli spies.

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago

Kimpossible kelly

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

okay but is their cum safe???

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

They have 24 hours to retrieve the cum before it’s dumped into the sea

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

If the west wants to invent news about dprk, we can too.

Flood the zone with so much fake news about dprk, all of which most people would find shocking but positive, and eventually all dprk news will become forced into meaninglessness in the minds of most people.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 29 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is a frivolous and counterproductive idea.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

Reasoning?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

i'll fire up some LLMs to spew our trash

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Particularly since the pager attacks I feel like any government with half a brain should be hunting Israeli spies at all times, they're willing to cause untold amounts of death and destruction to literally everyone if it feels like it's advancing their war crime agenda.

I'm also imagining the two most extremely European looking dudes in DPRK and the Mossad being like, 'how did they know it was us?'

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

the pager attacks

I knew the moment I heard about this that the news was gonna find a way to spin what was a literal terror attack.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Netanyahu came to get them and was trapped

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago

If so lmao. officer-down

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

RIP cum

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

DPRK stays winning