NGL, I had a dream about a year ago that all of Israel's military was unable to function and Israel was peacefully dismantled, because they all couldn't stop shitting.
I didn't realize I had the lathe.
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karmic revenge for Operation Cast Thy Bread
Wow disgusting. Saw the antisemitic poisoning the well stereotypes and decided to take of as advice.
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history's stinkiest army
uh oh stinky 
Mirrors the massive shitfest that is now the Potomic River that flows through DC.
Could not think of better symbolism for America's 250th.
It’s.crazy how many wastewater systems were made of Orangeberg piping (ie fucking cardboard)…..and how many of those are still in use
"Orangeburg piping"
I had to Google this make sure it wasn't a liberal joke about 
's massive and uncontrollable ass.
From dust to dust and from a massive puddle of shit in a swamp to a massive puddle of shit in a swamp
Hope they all drown in liquid shit
one brave monkey wrench, one disabled carrier, wish them success on doing it again
Seeing as how "foreign objects" in the plumbing are apperently responsible for the blockages, something could indicate there's a comrade or two on board.
Can you imagine the rush that comes from waiting in line 45 minutes, for a freshly fixed toilet, just to flush your undershirt and fuck it up again?
Make sure to take the smelliest of poops of all time and leave it in the bowl too.
bring back some of that viet nam era sabotage.
i just assume the best of people and always think of sabotage 