If you think about it “I have a high labido” is just fancy talk for I’m fuckin horny all the time
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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As I'm eating pizza. Bold Lemmy. Bold.
Oh my fucking god.
... I could really go for some pizza.
God just look at how that melting cheese is just dripping, pouting to be in my mouth.
I also have a high burrito
i have a very high ~~libido~~ albedo.
FTFY
i have a very high ~~libido~~ ~~albedo~~ asiago.
~~FTFY~~
FTFY
cheesy.
What a great thing to see right when I woke up
Oh no, you are now woke ):
Bro you can't post this I am trying to lose weight and stop sucking on random balls.
Sucking on balls is a low calorie activity
For you, maybe.
I find it's easier to pick one.
Absolute non stop gooner behavior out of you.
this is unironically how i feel 24/7
Go get some dick then lady
i do but i’m a stream of consciousness shitposter
stream of self consciousness lol
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Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!
I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.
I just want pizza and a bad dragon other people have feelings which I don't want to deal with.
What if you slap your balls on my face and then I just leave afterwards?
Is this one of them rhetorical questions?
Bad dragon is a shocking pull, but, nice.
Pulling is usually not the shocking part about bad dragons
Depends on the model.
Phenomenal response
Pizza has feelings too ya know
But what about pizza and bad dragon WITH someone? I haven’t spent thousands on my collection just to use them alone!
Wandering Bard > Bad Dragon
I love learning about new companies. That's two in one week. Wow!
I can confirm pizza and a bad dragon makes for an excellent evening
If you want an interesting evening try bad dragons and Taco Bell.
You are a treasure, please never change SMCF <3
“I’m sorry. This will happen again.”
Hot pizza cheese on balls does not sound pleasant.
You should send this to him
took this as inspiration to send and he said “we can do that!” 🫡
Nice. Fellow Linux user.
Oh I just checked your profile. You're that horny-ass gremlin horny posting non-stop. Not that I mind but I just thought it was multiple people lmao.
Finally someone who understund the "shitpost" assignment
That might burn his balls tho. And your face.
Who isn't down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.
Nah don’t apologize, your posts slap harder than his balls in my face
depending on his hygiene habits they might taste similar
I wish more people thought like you.
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