Phew, I'm glad she didn't find my "dragons fucking cars" folder!
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
The rules are simple:
- The post can be a single image, an image gallery, or a link to a specific comic hosted on another site (the author's website, for instance).
- The comic must be a complete story.
- If it is an external link, it must be to a specific story, not to the root of the site.
- You may post comics from others or your own.
- If you are posting a comic of your own, a maximum of one per week is allowed (I know, your comics are great, but this rule helps avoid spam).
- The comic can be in any language, but if it's not in English, OP must include an English translation in the post's 'body' field (note: you don't need to select a specific language when posting a comic).
- Politeness.
- AI-generated comics aren't allowed.
- Limit of two posts per person per day.
- Bots aren't allowed.
- Banned users will have their posts removed.
- Adult content is not allowed. This community aims to be fun for people of all ages.
Web of links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
is that tom scott
Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person's personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?
Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found...
A flashlight and a salad mixer
Who doesn't like some light salad tossing?
It'sabout emotions. Those aren't rational. That's why I try to avoid them as the plague.
Avoiding your emotions is a great strategy for having a middle-age breakdown like no other.
Chances are still open that we're all dead before I get to middle-age.
People say that every generation and as a result we have a whole-ass society who never made actual plans for themselves or their community, from the death-cult evangelicals who think World War 3 is a good thing because it means Jesus is going to take them away to play with their dead grandma and dead pets, to the tech-oligarchs and their fetid simp followers who think we're going to have a "singularity" any year now and everyone is going to get whisked away to play with their virtual dead grandma and dead pets. Down to the basic doomers who feel emotionally stunted and look forward to nothing for themselves.
HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.
LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.
Hey new neighbor, you throw one heck of a cookout!
A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.
Imagine they find your secret windows installation.
I’m into the dirty shit, windowsporn

Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.
What's so non-progressive about futa furry chicks with massive dicks?
My porn has to be drawn because it is impossible in reality.
What about 3D renders and animations? 😏
But she said she was 3000 years old!!
Wait, aren't we all seeing the piss videos? I thought that was mainstream nowadays.
Unfortunately, it is. I can't even watch a normal 13-on-1 anal incest stepmom neighbor rent payment arrested for shoplifting gangbang without everyone pissing on each other. It's disgusting.
And guys, y'all need to hydrate.
Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!