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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 101 points 1 month ago (2 children)

On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person's personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It'sabout emotions. Those aren't rational. That's why I try to avoid them as the plague.

[–] chisel@piefed.social 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.

[–] caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Hey new neighbor, you throw one heck of a cookout!

[–] thessnake03@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I TOO ENJOY HUMAN THINGS, LIKE PICKLEBALL AND COMPUTING PI

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found...

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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do onsite IT support for individuals/small businesses. I have a couple of oldish laptops I use as loaners in case I have to take a machine toy shop.

They both have a folder on the desktop called "porn with zebras", which contains a single, blank txy file named "hahaha you looked"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Found your zebra porn. I added to the collection."

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Phew, I'm glad she didn't find my "dragons fucking cars" folder!

[–] molten_boron@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm more worried about my "cars fucking dragons" folder.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what about cars with ahageo faces?

1000000885

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 40 points 1 month ago
[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (7 children)

A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine they find your secret windows installation.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

And a receipt for full MSRP.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

I’m into the dirty shit, windowsporn

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

But she said she was 3000 years old!!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, aren't we all seeing the piss videos? I thought that was mainstream nowadays.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, it is. I can't even watch a normal 13-on-1 anal incest stepmom neighbor rent payment arrested for shoplifting gangbang without everyone pissing on each other. It's disgusting.

And guys, y'all need to hydrate.

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

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[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago

That's just the British haircut.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!

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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife caught me looking at porn just once. Her response was "You know, we're married and we could just do that."

Porn was more a habit at that point than I realized.

[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Yeah, but can you look like her?"

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[–] razen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Am I the only one who has never been caught yet by their parents?

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[–] Jeraxus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Porn: sneeze

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