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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 3 hours ago

Phew, I'm glad she didn't find my "dragons fucking cars" folder!

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 4 hours ago

Yes, he quit youtube to do porn.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 8 hours ago
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 72 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

On second thought, this sorta scenario does seem a bit odd. Like, the first person basically admits by implication to snooping around the second person's personal stuff but expects the other person to be embarrassed by this?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Now on principal the first person is wrong. But it does depend on what they found...

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A flashlight and a salad mixer

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Who doesn't like some light salad tossing?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It'sabout emotions. Those aren't rational. That's why I try to avoid them as the plague.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Avoiding your emotions is a great strategy for having a middle-age breakdown like no other.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Chances are still open that we're all dead before I get to middle-age.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

People say that every generation and as a result we have a whole-ass society who never made actual plans for themselves or their community, from the death-cult evangelicals who think World War 3 is a good thing because it means Jesus is going to take them away to play with their dead grandma and dead pets, to the tech-oligarchs and their fetid simp followers who think we're going to have a "singularity" any year now and everyone is going to get whisked away to play with their virtual dead grandma and dead pets. Down to the basic doomers who feel emotionally stunted and look forward to nothing for themselves.

[–] chisel@piefed.social 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

HA HA, ME TOO, FELLOW HUMAN. HUMAN EMOTIONS ARE SO UNOPTIMIZED AND ILLOGICAL.

[–] caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

LET'S GET BACK TO SMOKING THESE MEATS.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Hey new neighbor, you throw one heck of a cookout!

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

A Lemmy user’s worst nightmare. Somebody finding out what porn they’ve been looking at. Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 hours ago

Imagine they find your secret windows installation.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 5 hours ago

I’m into the dirty shit, windowsporn

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 36 points 10 hours ago (9 children)

Progressive in so many ways except when it comes to porn.

What's so non-progressive about futa furry chicks with massive dicks?

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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My porn has to be drawn because it is impossible in reality.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

What about 3D renders and animations? 😏

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

But she said she was 3000 years old!!

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, aren't we all seeing the piss videos? I thought that was mainstream nowadays.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Unfortunately, it is. I can't even watch a normal 13-on-1 anal incest stepmom neighbor rent payment arrested for shoplifting gangbang without everyone pissing on each other. It's disgusting.

And guys, y'all need to hydrate.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 12 points 9 hours ago

Not bondage. Shibari. I just like knots!

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