That guy still owes me 600 bucks.
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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I'm pretty sure it was more than that, like 1200? it was supposed to be like 2000 PLUS what trump gave or some shit like that but they turned it into some 2000 including what trump gave nonsense (the parliamentarian said to i guess)
Don't forget interest! Given credit card interest is ~20%APR, I think it's fair to say that after 6 years he owes us around $2k.
I hope Joe Biden dies of his cancer and your mom makes a recovery because goddamn
I appreciate it but unless China invents literal miracle medicine I don't think she will :/
She's doing better than I thought because she's been walking around a bit but she's got a really fucked up cancer that is basically just made to metastasize and it seems like the chemo has hit her harder than it hit the cancer
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My dad thoughtfully mentioned that the surgeon told him he had trouble closing her up after surgery to unblock her intestines and giving her a colostomy bag because "her skin was falling apart" which I think is a really bad indicator of her ability to heal right now
On top of other things like that
it would make me feel better, I can't kick the cancer's ass but at least someone would be getting what they deserve
I will keep your mother in prayers for blessings, and Biden in prayers of curses
it may be impossible to hex allah but surely we could hex Biden
I send all my prayers to God, 
He hears us!
i'm the last person to ask what's sacrilege but I feel like asking god to curse someone probably isn't a good look. Or shouldn't be a good look? but the bible (and quran) is full of god saying and doing fucked up shit so idk dawg
Of course not, but it would be a real shame if Biden were to accidentally disturb a jinn... or a Xi Jinn-ping 
Xi Djinnping is a p good username
Jesus forgives, but even He said there will be goats on his left hand, destined for eternal doom.
The Quran and hadiths only allow you to curse those who are already damned to hell (e.g. those who died non muslims or those mentioned as such in the Quran or hadiths) and groups of non muslims, even people of the book.
But it doesn't allow the cursing of a specific person from the second category (e.g. cursing a specific Christian, Jew or pagan) or cursing a Muslim.
I remember a bizarre hadith about what to do regarding cursed animals, but I am not gonna look into it.
So what you're saying is that it's fine to curse all the presidents collectively?
Of course. You get 10 * 7 good deeds for this Ijtihad (and God multiplies wherever he wishes) +10 for good intentions (ما شاء الله), but you're now damned and your life is in danger for being an innovator (استغفر الله). And Allah knows best.
More like, it should be legally mandated
Sorry about your mom, that shit sucks
I agree on all counts
You should be entitled to kick his ass.
And I'm so sorry Leroy 
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you are. i bequeath that entitelment upon you. if anyone has a problem with it send them to me.