Did someone say rocks?
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I have no rocks and I must eat


Jokes on you, three hots and a cot is sounding good these days
you will get 2 hot meals and a sleeping bag on the floor

It's gastrolith time I'm afraid


salt is rockslop, you only like it because it is good
You only like it because of the vital biological function it provides, its lifeslop
Fine! I will just lick it for a million years instead

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literally me frfr
And of course I looked it up and learned that this is only necessary because of malnourishment as animals would naturally either eat plants or earth that is high in salt content and it's mainly restricted diet that causes deficiencies.
Chickens eat rocks. What are you, weaker than a chicken?

But scientists tell me that ice is a rock, can I make rocks in my freezer?

Rocks and ur body, a handy guide:
Edible ✅
Digestible ❎
Topical ✅
Smokable ✅
Injectable ❎
Pissable ✅
Boofing erasure
Damn man need to make some tracks about how me and the crew are out here boofin’ ROCKS
Is shelving a joke to you?

Besides sodium, we also consume calcium, potassium, copper, iron, zinc, etc. Sulfur is commonly used as a food preservative. You can also eat clay in certain quantity, it's used in certain food making processes.

Just asked chat gpt and it told me to eat volcanic ash

If you can't eat rocks, explain stone soup then!

Geophagy is an ancient and widespread practice, I will eat the rocks
https://daily.jstor.org/what-is-geophagy-scientist-theories/


Back in my day we used to just eat vitamins for health. Now, thanks to woke, we have to have minerals too.
What about concretions?

Enough with the rocks. Get your rocks OFF my website. GET THEM OFF
salt isnt a rock, its a pebble. big difference