Love how all the pro Ukraine libs want the war to end but only if their side wins. Meanwhile actual Ukrainians are doing shit like this.
To the last Ukrainian!
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This shit is so weird. There is an obvious undertone of we do this to preserve our glorious race but that doesn't make sense at all. Cum isn't the bottleneck, ever.
By itself, free fertility treatments isn't a bad thing but I feel like it's impossible to separate from the ethno nationalism even if it's on a purely ideological level and won't pay off in a big way.
Is this so that men fight for their cum and soil if they can't fight for their blood and soil?
I guess freezing sperm is probably really cheap to do non-commercialy. Put the cum in a test tube, throw it into a tank of liquid nitrogen with the other samples. Top up the tank every other week or so.
given that this is Ukraine we're talking about, pretty sure nobody will actually top up the tank, somebody will definitely pocket the money for topping up the tank
Cum isn't the bottleneck, ever.
Cursed sentence.
You know what they say. If you are up to your neck in cum, don't let your head hang low.
Like carcinization causing all animals to eventually evolve into crab, Israelification causes all US-backed "bastions of democracy" to eventually evolve into cum-stealing IOF troops.
You're bleeding out in the pristine donbas snow. As you fade away, you hear the all too familiar whirr of a drone as the FPV pilot arms its cattle-prod and dives in for a cumikaze.
The war provided the perfect way for people to migrate east and west to areas with higher standards of living, which many Ukrainians already aspired to do (hence wanting to join the EU). Most of them won't go back unless they are forced to. Few civilians have been killed, but Ukraine has lost 20% of it's population. I don't think it will recover any time soon.
I really can't see how Ukraine survives as a state at this point.
I guess this is what Zelensky meant when he said he wants Ukraine to be a big Israel.
we can't power your residential block, we have to keep the sperm freezers running
We're going to need a Ukkkranian sperm division emblem. Maybe a sperm with a totenkopf head.
Electroshock anal prod in the style of a fasces.
Jesse what the hell are you talking about
The IOF collects sperm from some of their dead by shoving a cattle prod-like device up the corpse's asshole to shock the prostate to cause a sort of ejaculation whereby the sperm is collected and sent to their partner so that they can have a baby with the sperm of a dead war criminal. This is your brain on eugenics.
What a terrible day to be literate.
If I was into eugenics I would want to use the genes of soldiers who don't get killed in battle.
Just let nature follow its course, it's the Jodies that should proliferate in the population.
Dreadnaught voice EVEN IN DEATH I WILL BUST
a black sun but sperm instead of bolts
Dirlewanger emblem but with sperms instead of grenades
So they did get it in time