splurging on rotisserie chicken
You mean those cheap chickens they sell at grocery stores that can feed you for days?
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splurging on rotisserie chicken
You mean those cheap chickens they sell at grocery stores that can feed you for days?
and gut-healthy juices
so they don't have to have healthcare. Don't forget that this is owned by Murdoch, a truly evil shit stain.
Costco rotisserie chicken is to die for. I mean, literally. Motherfuckers waiting in line for that shit and don't you dare walk in front of the line when they start putting them in the case, you'll get killed.

That doesn't account for the time value of money. The reality is even worse because the price of the house is continuing to increase as you push the purchase off into the future. (I haven't done the math, but it could very well be increasing faster than $5 day, so in reality foregoing the rotisserie chicken doesn't make you make progress at all, but only fall behind slower.)
If you're writing stories like this do us all a favor and just burn yourself alive.
If they were interested in doing favors for humanity, they wouldn’t be working at WSJ
It doesn’t matter what food you eat, it’s still too good for you. How long until the articles about “splurging” on instant ramen come out?
Stop buying (checks notes) food!! 🥑😤
In five years when its even more dire WSJ will be posting about how millenials are splurging on sliced bread and milk.
If Gen Alpha would just be happy with water they could own a home!
Hoarding all their functional kidneys instead of buying a starter home for eight million dollars.
The rotisserie chicken that costs $7 and is enough for two meals? That’s a “splurge”?
Ok, well I guess I should stop splurging on shoes and water too.
"Millennials and Gen Z are splugering on clean water while trying to pay down their unbelievable debt from getting a 50 year mortgage on a cardboard box under the freeway overpass!!"
-WSJ in 5 years probably
Most millennials are approaching 40. get off our balls WSJ you old fucks did this
Saying millennials makes it a bit more obscured that their headline is saying that "40 year olds are still swamped in unrecoverable student debt".
The desperation of maintaining a class war against millennials is a major indicator that the ruse is about to fail
Headline in two years: Gen Z'ers are splurging on food instead of giving their money to the rich.
Splurging on the cheapest animal protein.. Wowee, really living it up in 2026!
Bitch, it is cheaper to buy the fully cooked rotisserie chicken at the grocery store than the UNCOOKED WHOLE CHICKEN.
Don't fucking tell me how to math, you assholes made corporations people, so I think we have very different ideas of what is important in this world.
Roast chickens are loss leaders and are often the cheapest chicken you can find in a regular grocery store.
If you buy a rotisserie chicken, a seven layer dip and some tortillas all you have to do is make rice and you have enough food for a family or a single person for a couple days for cheap.
Rich dickheads not only want us to be deprived of the good things in life, but also to starve. I hate them.
If you saved that $5 instead of wasting it on food every day, then in 275 years you could afford the average house!
Newspaper: Americans Eat Too Much Ultra processed food.
Same Newspaper: Look at these little shits splurging on veggies and chicken.
I make black bean based veggie patties; not because I'm a vegetarian, but because a can of black beans is cheap. I call them struggle burgers. I can't wait to be demonized for buying fucking beans. Fuck this timeline.
I could eat for free for the next 50 years and still not be able to buy a home
"Splurging“ on the absolute cheapest most preservative laiden meat available, cheapeer than fucking Spam, and Gut healthy jucis because they can't afford to go to a doctor.
Fucking ghouls.
Gen Z are buying food, that is why they can't afford houses. What logic is that ?
"Splurging" on one of the most prolific loss leaders in grocery is certainly one way to say it. We're buying them because it's the cheapest way to eat
It’s kind of wild how everyday groceries get framed as luxuries. Sometimes people are just trying to eat something convenient and affordable, not make a statement about their finances.
The wall street journal aren't good journalists.
They cater towards rich people and as such:
Nothing they write is objective
Walmart and Sam's near me have started rationing theit rotisserie chickens, they only make a certain number per day and when they are gone they don't make any more.
People often think of Sam's Club and Costco as sort of equivalent, but they're not and that kind of thing is one of the reasons why.
What is gross is that rotisserie chicken is cheaper than a raw roaster.
Apparently in the full context, this is in reference to some upscale grocery stores with an overpriced $30 "luxury" rotisserie chicken meal.
Not that this makes it much better. First, this seems like a small splurge compared to going to literally any restaurant for more than two people. Second, I had never heard of it before this article went viral and neither has anybody else I've seen in the comments... So this cannot be very common.
My conclusion is that this article is not for us. It's for rich people to help them feel less guilty about everyone complaining about their lives getting worse.
Let them eat cake of our times.
Imagine writing billionaire propaganda and not being able to work out the cost effectiveness of rotisserie chicken.