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Hey straight fellas: if you're only gonna be nice to The Wife once this year, why not make it today, the day she will most expect? (If you do it another day, she will suspect you're feeling guilty about something.)

Buy some heart-shaped whatevers, some red roses, and why not chocolates, women be loving chocolates am I right? Stimulate the economy and maybe your dying sex life by spending money at the mall on the way back from the email factory. Healthy Relationship™

It's a cool week to have to flee an abusive partner .

Reminds me of “Would you like to make fuck BERSERKER”

I got broken up with just a few days ago

It's the anniversary of my best friend dying and work is always hell cause I work in a sorta fancy but not too fancy restaurant. We are hilariously overbooked tomorrow, at peak times tables need to be flipped in less than an hour. We're gonna have a line out the door and people getting mad that we'll be cutting their valentines dinners short. The owner's hubris and greed is gonna blow up in her face. I'm not turning food around any faster than normal, don't overbook.

i’m gonna be gay on the computer

me too but I will worry about being lonely when my other problems are sorted out. I don't care much for commercialized capitalist holidays anyway. Also, some article soon: zoomers are making their own thoughtful gifts for their partners and it is hurting the economy. There is no love for the fincel shareholders 😔

fuck everybody in a happy relationship

Well I'm still gonna make dinner

My love life is as frigid as the month this holiday takes place in.