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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

There's a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up

or

b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Late-stage capitalist problem:

There's tracks, but trolly service was defunded as it wasn't profitable. Now everyone spends thousands per year to maintain a car.

[–] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes car centric hell

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The real late-stage-capitalism problem: suicide is the more ecconomic way to go out than have your estate end in bankruptcy because healthcare is just so damn expensive and insurance is insensitived to deny coverage.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

america laughtrack

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This problem only works if the user has insurance, and obviously he shouldn't have that because it could be profit, the obvious answer is to jump on the track to get that profit back to the corporations.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be MY problem, at least 🤷‍♂️

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually it would solve all my problems

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

All my problems become someone else's! And many of them become worse!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

excuse me but me jumping onto the tracks removes a problem. maybe two or three. this has been studied by medicine.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

My Belgian step-neighbor did this in Cameroon once and everyone was so mad, they wrote instrumental songs about him for years. They were the most beautiful songs in the world, unfortunately they were lost to time and I never got to hear them.

[–] eli@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of my workplace (I'm the trolley and others are jumping on the tracks)

[–] Fear_and_loathing@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this in reference to ICE and Renee Good, because I think we know what that ICE agent decided? Create a problem so they can pull the trigger.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I wonder what her estate is doing.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, but if this was the Fat guy version I would push him on the track

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Yep, sounds like something I do every day.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Nah, I'd just whinge about it untill the train derailed itself.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Hijack the trolley. If it goes under 5mph, it blows up.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

With the big money controlling everything, it'd be a cheaper way to go out than bankrupting your estate with a hospital bill and denial of care from insurance.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No, I’ll publish opinion articles about trolleys causing problems, blame some marginalized group like homeless, and organize protests, appeals to politicians. NOW the trolleys got a real problem

[–] Biobaron@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Knowing myself, I'll stumble and the problem will arise all by itself.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago