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[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Find hot pussy in your area

[–] Klear@quokk.au 26 points 2 months ago

Pansexuals preferred.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.social 24 points 2 months ago (7 children)

i live in spain without the i

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

He dont read two gud

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think they meant without the S* - which is also me

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

No I meant without the i.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I live in Uruguay without the U

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago

Is that close to Nassau without the N?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Is this a linear algebra joke?

[–] Harimau@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I live in Spain without the s

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I Spain without the a

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I live in Spain without the a (I am spiraling)

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

living: 🫩

living in japan: 🥰

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The hint of cat anus really makes the Bolognese pop

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

It makes the bolognese poop.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm Popeye the sailor man I live in a frying pan. I turned on the heater And burned off my peter I'm Popeye the sailor, man.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I live in JCanada without the J.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

That’s one small stove. Or a really big cat.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

He is big in a pan

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

Taking your cat for a wok.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's just the spanish way of saying it

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

i don't think this is real... am i going insane?