Ok, I'll just wash the tip then.
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What can I wash in the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast®?
So far, not your balls.
Your
I wash yours, you wash mine?
I watch?
... well, what else are sinks for?!
To pee in, silly.
I have suspicions this may be a golf course bathroom?
Golf course / gay nightclub. But I think I'm being redundant.
That makes a lot of sense. Less funny tho.
They did say it with an s, as in plural, so they want you do it one ball at a time. I'm confident in this because that's why the soap dispenser is so low.
Isnt it a main point of the sink?
Every regulation is written in blood, or other bodily fluids.
The garden hose? Maaaan, it's like 16 degrees outside! I want HOT water on my balls, because my balls are hot!
If you can't dunk them at the peak level after a flush, you don't deserve clean balls.
In most places around the world, suck a peak level would mean you have to block the toilet first.
Well I ain't dippin' em in the urinal so I guess we're gonna have to agree to disagree.
I promise nothing.