The drugs: weed vapes
The computer/human interface: VR goggles and a stroker
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2026
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Pearl Jam was quite prescient.
a stroker
Is that a euphemism for someone who's giving you some hand lovin'? 🤔
It’s a robot you hook up to your PC or phone and it jerks you off
I'm not one to kinkshame, nor do I have the correct organs to make that work, but I'm picturing a 90's style robotic hand and that sounds absolutely terrfying.
I'm not searching for examples, but I'm 99.9% sure your particular set of organs are accommodated, assuming the correct choice of peripherals.
but the company that does it is owned by a nazi. and also the yogurt is cursed.
That's bad
The yogurt is also very ketogenic and full of vitamins and macros.
Neuralink is actualy WAY behind the current state of art. What they're doing with terrifyingly fragile brain implants, other companies can do with a skulcap that doesn't involve snapping off bits of metal in your brain.
There was ISRIB for some time, but it had drastic consequences as a side-effect.
It's hepatotoxic, sadly.
It's also not universally effective, it works only against age-related memory decline, specific diseases, and injuries.
It's hard to get in the right amount, due to biolavailability.
Donald Trump linked to Grok so he could have double personality disorder, one day as a child predator and other day as a child predator!
Wow, they were spot on. Amazing.
Well, one time in 2016 I did acid and spent hours watching Windows screensavers. That's basically what they're describing.
What were your favorites? I feel like we lost an entire genre of art now that nobody uses screensavers anymore.
Edit: And music visualizers too, but a good chunk of those have been saved by (I think it's called) Milkdrop, so you can still use them in modrrn FOSS music programs.
I can't speak for GP, but "pipes" was always a solid watch.
Then there's this thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytKVGtJ5yng
Yeah, pipes was awesome. The LTT shop has a button up with it as the pattern, but I can't justify $50 + shipping for a single button up shirt. And the drama from years ago as reported by GamersNexus etc makes me hesitate to give them money anyway.
Another one I love is the old 3d maze from Windows 95 or 98. I swear I remember details about it that it doesn't actually have though.
Dont know what decade this is from but i am near certain it was the 6th year of it.
My bet is 66
We went the other way...
Idiots are raised up, and intelligence is mocked and suppressed.
We were doing okay for a while there, but divisive figures like Trump are succeeding in destroying the world as we know it.
I was taking a lot of acid around that time.....
- a short story by the Critically Acclaimed author of "The Torment Nexus".
Our minds are one now!
That one wasn't wrong about the subject matter, just had the implementation a little off.