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ok. What's the address of mar-a-lago ? (asking for a friend)
This is one of those where I have no idea if it really happened or not.
It's satire, but saying it's gonna happen now for real is a safe bet. (the coupons, not his pet asking to stop it)
Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.
He always looks like someone has a gun in his back at these things.
This guy has obvious Imposter Syndrome, and is desperately afraid everybody will notice that he's astonishingly incapable of his job. At least Dan Bongino recognized that he was in way over his head, and bailed before he did anything too historically terrible that his grandchildren will be ashamed of.
All the rest are going to be despised and denied by their descendants.
I never knew who Dan Bongino was until this amazing song.
https://youtube.com/shorts/09Nan-uARF4
Love Nick lutsgo. His where did the gremlins go is amazing
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his ass, and he’s trying not to react until he can decide how he feels about it.
I didn't look at your post until I had commented. Its clear something is up his ass.
He always looks like he has a surprise dildo in his ass.
He's on POTUS change duty this week.
"Hey, Pam. Pam... You have a little bit of shit on your face. Yah, right there on the tip of your nose. There you go."
Always.
he did. who do you think had to lick orange leaders ass clean?
Or else what? Lol
Trumps method is to use his platform to yell to the world that "Depends" causes autism and gives you cancer. Stock tanks and then Trump buys up most stock and BOOM! he has his own warehouse full of "Depends". That's why the Whitehouse doan kneed your steenkink coupons! /s
Art of the Deal(tm) mother fuckers!
The century of leaded gasoline, high carbon fensity in air, and microplastics in every measurable quantity of water has nothing to do with it.
You do realize we are exposed to way more and worse chemicals than they were in previous generations? I don't know what world you think you are living in, that after they phased out lead they didn't allow more and worse ones in with little to no protections, based on industry funded research that starts backwards from it's safe to design studies.
It's way worse now than you realize.
Sorry, I’m saying The same thing as you.
We’ve never had this plastic pollution, nor rampant aerosolized lead, nor any number of chemicals we’re exposed to.
We did something about the lead, mostly, but the amount of chemicals a human is exposed to now is unprecedented in our evolution.
Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.
The p is actually for paedo.
Paedo Of The Uber Shits.
You shouldn't capitalize "of, the, and, & a". Just as an fyi
Now now "everybody poops, remember?
Wtf is "depends" here?
Americans are more used to using brands rather than product names.
An European would just ask for ibruprofen and swallow whatever brand they throw on the counter, where an american would ask for Advil ( and from what I heard they often think anything else not to have the same effect. )
Very true. My mother in law calls it motrin. If I ask if she wants ibruprofen for a back pain, she says "no, but do you have any motrim". It's been like 20 years, she still can't get it in her head that they are the same thing. Even advil is different in her mind.
Thanks for clearing that up. (still can't wrap my head around it though)
It's a popular brand of adult diapers
It is utterly insane that so many of those fucking idiots decided to try to not only normalize adult diapers, but portray them as something aspirational. Like… what in the Kentucky fried fuck.
It's just they're a cult. The moment a well visible liberal man wore diapers, they'd emasculate him for it, because these people don't have anything to believe in besides unequality.
Ah, now the joke makes sense. Thanks.
Wasn't sure if it was some sort of typo.
BTW, this is one of those Mandela Effect things. The actual brand name is singular: Depend®
Trump needs more than one. If I refer to multiple go-pros, I add an S as well. I don't think our boy Nelson has anything to do with this one.
PLEASE do not give Trump even one GoPro. God knows what would come of that. 😆
I think it is more like the unrelated, and annoying, phenomenon where people inexplicably add an 's' to brand names. I swear if I hear my in-laws tell me about their stuff from "Aldis" one more time I'll lose it.
"I got it from Aldi's [store]"
If they said and meant it like that, there wouldn't be a problem. It is more like: "I got this from Aldis", "I'm going to Aldis", etc.
My grandma does the same for Costco('s) lol
It's a brand of adult diapers
Yea, force the bastard to pay full price!
Oh, I'm sure the US taxpayer is somehow footing the bills for those. We always pay full price on anything relating to trump.
She for one likes the smell
Or else what?
gotta be pampers.
lil hands donny is totes not that old~
Reverse psychology, brokey can't afford them anymore and is "owning the libs" by getting them to send him freebies.