I'm in my mid thirties and I sure as hell am not giving my identity documents to a service that gets hacked every other week
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May as well go on the dark web and add your personal info to the latest database dump from whatever hackers. Will be funny once the credit reporting agencies get all the identity theft fraud from the leaked data. Of course, they’ve been breached themselves probably more than some gamer chat forum because their security is a joke. It’s like at this point, the only reason not to post your personal info is so you don’t get swatted when you make a comment someone doesn’t like about Nicki Minaj or some other asshole.
There's loads of other reasons to be anonymous online too.
Mostly for your own physical safety. Also none of this crap is about protecting kids. Middle aged wine-moms need to parent their stupid kids instead of letting the family iPad be the caretaker. Pornstars aren't at fault if little timmy sees a pair of tits or a vagina, that would be the kid's parents who are at fault
If you use Discord as a forum for your project/game/whatever, this is the perfect time to stop doing that. Seriously.
Just install Discourse, or a commercial product such as XenForo (they have a pay-once self-hosted option), or even phpBB.
We need project forums to be discoverable, easy to access, not tied to a commercial platform.
Discord is shit as a forum anyway - its a chat room.
It was a lot easier to find answers or reply to questions on phpbb forums.
Not an unpopular opinion, I know, but I will die on the hill of Discord being the worst possible service for anyone who thinks they want to offer support for their software.
It's so comically bad for what SO MANY people use it, and is genuinely a point at which I'll just abandon the software and look for something that has an actual support forum.
I never understood the appeal of Discord or chat in general. Going all the way back to ICQ, I found it distracting. I'm guessing most people using it multitask, but I don't so I always just sat there staring at the program waiting for a reply.
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Slight correction:
As an old: You kids and your TeamSpeak .. back in my day Ventrilo, and we were happy to have it! (uphill both ways or something about my lawn).
You think that's old? Let's talk ICQ.
This is the part where my mom would mention party lines.
In some rural areas there was something like not every house had a unique phone number, but as a side effect you could just pick up the phone and talk to all the people on that same party line at once.
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Matrix + Element.
It’s open source, decentralized (federated), supports voice/video, roles, persistent rooms, and you can self-host if you want full control. It’s basically the only thing that feels like a real discord replacement without being locked into one company’s servers.
I installed this yesterday and couldn’t find one room related to video games that had any chat messages in the past few years. I put a message in anyway, but not optimistic.
Same picture with FPV or vintage HiFi.
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You can't order or group chats on Matrix.
Depends on the client. Nheko can group for example.
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My discord account is old enough to buy alcohol but yet they think I’m 13 because I play Minecraft to much while discord is open.
Right. I should be able to be common sensed through age verification at this point.
It's not about your age though, it's about getting your information, that's the entire problem. Don't let them tell you otherwise, they and the government are getting and keeping this information no matter what they tell you.
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Just use a picture of your dead grandpa, I'm sure he won't mind..
I tried to do that, but some guy ran up to me and shouted something about "desecrating" and graves"
People really need to learn how to mind their own fucking business. Sheesh.
Just tell the dude you're refilling the grave, as you toss the bones back in...
I figure ai probably knows what ai is looking for, so I'm just going to generate a fake selfie if I need to.
Is it even looking for black and white / greyscale photos?
What if I give it a B&W of my own face? 🤔
I assume they fixed it, but I heard a few months ago gmod models were working.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my ID Verification.
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Should I dump the ashes out or leave them in the urn?
My dad wanted us to roll his ashes into a joint and smoke him.
We respected his wishes to be cremated, but I'm sorry daddy, I don't think anyone's gonna be smoking your ashes..
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Yes! I'm joining "the young people"!
What do we do nowadays? Are we still tubular?
I think it'll be neato.
Such a hip cat, daddio.
Hell yeah, dawg, that shit’s hella tight, fo rizzle.
I fucking love Music/Band, those guys fuckin’ rip.
I stood my ground on not using this useless software for like 10 years. If there was no in-game chat or voice I just didn't, but almost all games where that is necessary have it.
How validated I feel as it crumples.
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Meanwhile, I have a 16-year-old son who plays Roblox a decent amount, they do facial scanning and then put you in groups based on their assessment. Or at least that is my understanding. Dude just turned 16 this week, but they put him in the over 21 category. Granted he does have a full beard and has a ridiculously deep voice, but he did at 14 just like I did. I'm not worried about him gaming with older people though, he doesn't really want to leave the house so he's not going to get raped by some predator, plus the 21+ crowd is generally more mature. And whatever they have to say, he's probably already heard it anyway. And I dare a predator to come here lol. They'd never find him.
Granted he does have a full beard and has a ridiculously deep voice
Reminds me of my high school buddy that had a beard / deep voice, and looked just like his older brother. He would use his brother's old drivers license to buy beer and smokes for us.
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Wouldn't mind being a teenager again. Ok, maybe not these days, but in general.
just use the broccoli from veggietales worked for me
Oh I thought we were taking discord out back…
You can already pretend to be a kid in a room with other kids on discord! There's a HUGE CSAM problem on it.
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