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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 35 points 11 months ago

Dangerops pregrant sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

[-] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

...Can you burn a Luigi board?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When I was a kid I used to mess around with a quiche board.

Edit: if anyone is wondering, I got mine from a vegan.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

CAN U GET PRRREGANTE

[-] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago

am i gregnant?

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago
[-] crashoverride@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
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[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

My rule of thumb is that someone who cannot spell "pregnant" properly shouldn't be breeding

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

38 + 2 weeks PREGANANANT?

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Are you prègante?

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago
[-] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

how do I know if IM prengan

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago

If a women has starch masks on her body...

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If a women.....has starch.?.....masks.? On her body.?

[-] Songar87@eviltoast.org 3 points 11 months ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Hahahaha. Yes. I couldn't find (also didn't look for) that picture. Many thanks.

[-] Songar87@eviltoast.org 2 points 11 months ago

I just took a screenshot from the actual video, but you're welcome! 🤪👌

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Ghost!!!!!! Ghost!!!!!! Ghost!!!!!. ? Have you ever seen a Ghost!!!!!!!

[-] Jordan_Jordan@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They need to do way instain mother> who kill their babbys. because these babby can't frigth back?

It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. They are taking the babby back to new york too lady to rest. My pary are with the father who lost his children ; I am truley sorry for your lots

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[-] liztliss@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Wait, this is the care they get BEFORE the grant?

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