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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 57 minutes ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who would rather Sink in the Piss

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

What has 50 feet and 9 teeth? Front row at a Kid Rock concert.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

kid rock must have been so mad when he found out the genre was called kidz bop and he fucked up his stage name

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Does kid rock still make music? I remember bahwitdaba was like 25 years ago. Never heard of another kid rock song besides that.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

And that one was a rip off of Busy Bee. Like most racist pieces of shit he can't come up with something on his own so he stole it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LSjX8GQ4QJQ

And by stole I mean stole. He did not pay to sample it.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

There was also that one where he rhymed "things" with "things"

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who have lost a toe in the divorce.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Kid Rock makes music for people who listen to Kid Rock.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Kind of a rephrasing of one of my favorite quotes:

“Music is everything that one listens to with the intention of listening to music. ” — Luciano Berio, Two Interviews (1985)

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Guys why is Kid Rock an adult

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 49 points 21 hours ago

Best one I’ve heard: Kid Rock makes music for people who wipe their face with a McDonalds bag.

[–] Blurstoftimes@feddit.online 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.

[–] Ersatz86@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago

and know how much meth either commodity will afford them

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 21 hours ago

Kid Rock is the king of trailer park anthems. The sultan of Methmusic.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

I need someone talented to make a gif of doom, but with this car face over the doomguy's face.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com -2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Comments taken from this post https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/123a6d45-dfca-49ac-891c-d535025d7cb6.png

Failing to link to the correct source is a crime both to web accessibility & humanity.

Did you know it is possible to edit your post & set the URL field?
screenshot of form Create Post marking the field label URL
the more you know🌈🌠

[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

In the app I'm using (boost), I can either post a link or upload a picture, not both.