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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I'll bet you could find their address just from this snippet of map. Maybe I'm too paranoid.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

That level of doxxing is 4chan shit. Compared to that, we have lives and actual hobbies. You’re good.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

they live at 123 fake street, washington, california, united states, texas, 12321

[–] misspelledusernme@piefed.social 38 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

"almost". They seem suspiciously relieved as they reach the driveway

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 27 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

That's the "I might be okay" moment, followed by the body's too early, "oh, we're there?" at the last few feet. Sometimes you can distract the mind a bit more by focusing on something else while you make the last steps. A lot like how flying works in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, you have to notice something totally off-topic and forget you're about to hit the ground.

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 12 points 16 hours ago

Indeed. One of the most important steps to take to not shit your pants, is to stop thinking about how you're about to shit your pants. 🙏

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago

Mate thinks rollercoasters only go down

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 38 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If I got to say, "Oh thank fuck I made it," I'd be relieved, too.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Idk I don't seem to count myself as having made it until I'm sat

In my experience there's an inverse square law where the urge approaches infinity with proximity to the bowl

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

This is so true. I’ve had accidents happen like right as I’m unfastening things rushing to sit down. I swear there’s a psychological component to this.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 13 points 17 hours ago

The urge comes in waves

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 28 points 17 hours ago

Waddling intensifies

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 22 points 17 hours ago

Certified shit post

[–] 93maddie94@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

The colors are indicating speed and not heart rate I think. Makes sense that they went faster close to home and slowed down inside the house.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Judging my the red dot location op put their butt out the window & let 'er rip in the comfort & privacy of their home.