My husband's comment was "that's silly. the whole point of marriage is to grow old together."
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My theory is that men who agree with this post can't find any woman to marry them and this is just a way of them consoling their fragile ego.
Obviously the dude is an idiot but what is his proposal?
That you…stay a virgin forever?
Does he think you can just keep bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die? That’s not how anything works.
Rich and/or fame means that's absolutely how it works.
That being said, op is right — his wife evolved some massive hodonnahonkeroos.
bouncing from 20 year old to 20 year old until you die?
DiCaprio seems to think so
If im not nutting life means nothing.
Wtf.
Here's a reminder to be a sociopath that dumps anyone once they hit 26.
Not everyone has the opportunity to love life so richly, but if you do it superficially it's going be a shit run (and also you'd be shit too).
Find the person who makes you happy inside and return the favour.
I think the problem (among many) is he's first not happy with himself. He knows he's shit, but he's not together enough to do something about it.
They both got prettier lol
Thats the best case scenario for aging
What sad fuck, would post "let's take this example of rare long-lasting, happy [celebrity] marriage, and find a shallow reason to dump on it"?
Every hollow minded person that follows stars lives via tabloids.
They're perpetually single and need to blame happy people as to why they're miserable.
My brother here is doing it quite well. This coming from someone that has only been married to the same person for 16 years (been together 20). Regardless of the external expectations of society (which can properly fuck right off). To spend that amount of time growing together and separately as well. Some stay together, others grow apart. Some grow together and part later on. Others stay together and blossom as a unit while each developing a unique set of roots.
I might be wrong but so many times I hear people talk about how big breast are desirable, how a big ass is desirable, how curves are great.
And then seemingly the same idiot look at women like that and talk shit... I am wondering if it is cope because they are jealous because everything else is insane.
They want sticks with tits lol, one piece bodies
Or they want the 1% of 1% of girls who have huge natural breats but also have abs, the of/model types
They've both put on a bit of weight over the years but only one gets criticised here.
I'm sure he appreciates the bigger fun bags as a bonus. And after 25 years of marriage I don't think either of them is staying for the other's body anyway.
If someone is married for the others body, they are an idiot.
Of course, it is good if we all can appreciate our partner's beauty. I hope they are.
Personally, I’m glad my wife has a body. Being married to a discorporal phantasm or a living severed head would be difficult.
Don't say no to something you haven't tried!
Often not the same idiot, but almost always the same mindset. Valuing women fairly threatens patriarchy.
🎶 You get the beeeest of both worlds 🎶
See, the guy looks like before. Being gay is the solution. Problem solved.
His wife is still very attractive, but what if she wasn't? It wouldn't mean a goddamn thing, would it?
Beauty may be the reason why you are attracted to a person in the first place, but it's not at the top of the list of reasons why you stay with a person.
It's hard for me to even imagine being that shallow.
Which makes you wonder why people even pick partners based on beauty. It would make more sense to pick them based on personality.
That being said, I value very much that my girlfriend takes care of herself even with many years in a relationship. She could easily become fat but she exercises and stays fit, and I do the same. For us its important, but its not the main reason we are together.
I suspect that humans evolved to pick partners based on beauty because beauty is an indicator of health.
Yeah on the surface level, it says genetics that will give a good looking body, and humans are attracted to beauty.
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most of those maga dudes age like milk
Probably because of the brain worms, raw milk and zero vaccinations
Beauty is why they come, love is why they stay. (In a relationship)
I should be so lucky. <checks photos from 25th Anniversary last year> Oh wait. I am.
Imagine trying to demonize one of the few people in Hollywood who you can rule out being a kiddie diddler.
Oh man, what would I ever do if I met someone who I enjoyed spending time with so much that 25 years in I still wanted them living in the same house I do and going to special events with me? I might fuck around and find out I’ve become happy.
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