Thank you!! I am putting it in my socks and hair.
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takes away the exact amount of sand that makes it no longer considered a heap but doesn't tell you how much that is
it's now a stack of sand
Sand is technically tiny rocks, making this rock stacking.
Outdoor cat here to use it as a litter box
A conundrum, truly
if the sand is aluminium oxide it's a corundum conundrum
yummey
Let me know when you're giving away your empire of dirt
What if it was an empire of that fancy store-bought dirt? That stuff is loaded with nutrients.
Im a Hoxaist, but an Adille Hoxaist. The commentary track features the writers admitting its the only Albanian last name they knew.
I always forget this being the B-plot of Bart being sent to France
It's pretty great knowing that Homer is something of a Communist sympathizer
My alcoholic grade 10 French teacher (which was like double French cause I was in French immersion, ir wasnt lesrning french it eas like English class but in French) had us watch this episode when she was hung over cause I guess it makes some point about picking up a language, but we had been doing this for 11 years now and we understood the core idea of the program. I made it mostly about communism and making fun of French people. I havent really changed at all, im jusr a refined version of myself as a kid
I got bad news
DID YOU KNOW
this pile has more grains of sand than there are atoms in the universe
🤯
what is a heap of sand? a miserable pile of grains
Amazing
Look, you say that but I've counted them all and I'll know if yoh take more than youre fair share
look i work hard to create jobs at the posting factory so i deserve s big handful to eat
i will create more jobs just trust me
That's what the owl said, too 
you know what they say, "owls are stinky and also liars"
They do say that
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How is this in bad posts? Has the bar for quality gone up instead of down? A goodpost ain't worth a dime in these peculiar times.
Look, okay, are you going to take any sand or not? I don't have any patience for tire kickers
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That's so nice, I'll just take one.
Maybe one more.
Juuuust one more.
Don't go overboard now
i think this is enough grains to make a heap
THABK you . I'd been wondering
takes all the sand
MY HEAP!
i wouldn't say it was a heap? A pile maybe
Still livid that he took so much sand tho grrrrr 
hey, I wanted to take all the sand!! 😤 I was gonna build a glass tower...
snorts that shit
COUGH THAT BACK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT
I will take grains one at a time to make sure I don't get too much. Just let me know when it stops being a pile
Oh I'll know when you've taken too much
Are we talking about that kinetic sand shit that's squishy or just regular sand off the beach?
I just need three pieces, is that ok?
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