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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 10 hours ago

I'm suddenly hungry again.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'd say it looks a little AI generated, for starters, and second I wanna ask a question. If Heaven and Hell are real, why would there be a way for living people to enter from space? I thought the only way to either place was death?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Actually the only way is from space. When you die you just end and don't go anywhere.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Oh look, it's the legendary vaganus.

[–] xodasu@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Oh good, another sermon screenshot that got science from a cereal box. No, NASA did not photograph "HELL" with an electric microscope. Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand, not space clouds. Someone either slapped an AI nebula filter on a stock image or misunderstood every word they ever heard in science class, pick your poison.

Also proud of humanity for turning cosmic art into a giant vagina and promptly calling it divine proof. I laughed, then cringed at the same time. If this is the hill you want to die on, bring snacks, because the ratio is coming.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 28 points 1 day ago

Electron microscopes take images of things smaller than a grain of sand

Checkmate Atheist, he said electric Microscope. \s

Pretty sure that was just a troll post.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this an AI space vagina?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

That’s going on my list of band names.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago

And just go add, EM only make grey scale images.

[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

excuse me this is a strictly waste publishing facility

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 22 hours ago

But what if hell is just a very small pocket dimension?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago
[–] DonorTissue@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

Nah he just calls it hell because it's older than 18.

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Signing up for the helldivers division right now blobcat, sweats

[–] Vantablack@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

For democracy!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago

I should call her. 

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are NASA using microscopes to look at space?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

you know when you try using binoculars the wrong way around and everything go small? they're just using the microscopes like that

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

So, just to be clear, Pastor Alex thinks vaginas are 'hell'? Good luck ever getting laid Alex.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pastor Alex probably became a pastor because he's gay and deep in the closet

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

he's deep in something but I doubt it's a closet...

deep in that ass

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What did the priest say to the - what is Ministrant in English - altar server boy?

"There is a good Christian inside you".

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

"Altar boy" is most common where I am, but I have also heard "server".

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Pastor Alex probably likes little boys.

[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

vaginal flashbacks

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I can't save this if it'll show up in my media roll

[–] mr_stank@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll take it, the alternative is a real shit-hole.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

This one looks like a hybrid of both

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!

- Slick Rick, 1985.

This is where baby universes come from.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

good thing I already reserved my place in hell for laughing at a 9/11 meme!

I'm sorry

[–] n_throe@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry guys but this is hell vulva nebula.

I’m not googling that.

[–] tino_408@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That only looks like the tip

It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That nebula sure looks quiffy