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And that’s basically it!
Two reactions:
Who says no one wants to work anymore?
And:
the suspect kept all the money for himself
Labor is entitled to all it creates!
Aren't the people making and delivering the ingredients entitled to something?
True, but so is payroll and he did his own. Along with staff scheduling and floor management. Did he clean up and shit down properly? Idk I'm not reading the article. It probably all evens out.
That man does not like wasted capital.
Seized the means of production
"Alright this is my plan. We get jobs as tellers. Work there for 10 to 15 years. Retire, and take those bastards for all they are worth!"
"...Man, that's called getting a job!"
Walk right out the front door
So... the how good was the pizza?
Little Caesar’s is extremely precise, like down to the fraction of a penny, with everything they do, hence how they keep costs low. It was for sure different. Better? I guess it depends on how you like the ratio of their ingredients.
Their pizza isn’t bad, for a large pizza that you can walk in the door and walk out with without calling ahead, and which costs less than ten dollars American in the year of Our Lord J-Town two thousand twenty and six.
It’s actually pretty remarkable given those conditions.
If you don't mind spending a little extra, Costco has the best $10 pizza. They only offer pepperoni or cheese in my neck of the woods, but it is large and delicious.
Also worth noting that Costco doesn’t require a membership for their fresh food, pharmacy, or (depending on where you live, and your local liquor laws) liquor store. You can just tell the greeter that you’re there for the pizza, and they’ll wave you through.
Their pharmacy is often one of the cheapest, and the pharmacy techs at my local Costco are all super helpful. Apparently working in pharmacies is pretty soul-sucking, but my local employees always seem to be in a good (and not just artificial “retail smile” good) mood.
And yes, the Costco brand vodka is every bit as good as Grey Goose.
It’s all right…just don’t let it get cold
There was some guy I want to say in Wisconsin that worked at a zoo. Collecting parking fees for like 30 years and kept all the money. And got away with it. Nobody knew who hired him evidently, nobody did.
I was way off. Seems to be an urban legend from Bristol. U. K.
I live in Bristol, it may very well not be an urban legend. This happened at Bristol zoo, in the carpark there. Thing was, the zoo staff assumed he worked for the council and the council workers assumed he worked for the zoo. He was always very polite, turned up on time every day, looked the part. There are lots of people who say they remember him. This went on for many years, until one day he just stopped. Retired, I guess.
...brb...
Where was the crime?
He kept all the money for himself. Wouldn't have been a problem had he rendered unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
Bro stole a job lmao
"Nobody wants to work"
This is the future Communists want.
If seizing the means of production gets me extra pepperoni without an upcharge, I fail to see the downside
If I were president, this would be allowed. You get to keep all profits until the store manager cares as much as you and gets their ass there to tell you to stop.
Any store. Any business. It'd revitalize this nation overnight.
This would turn Japan into an economic superpower overnight. How tf do you run a bar that's only open 5 hours a week?
Little Brutus.
Et two large pepperoni with pineapple
Sigh, and he could have gotten away with it, but he got greedy. A lesson for us all. On an unrelated matter, does anyone know where the nearest Little Ceasars is located? Just curious, really.
So what I'm hearing is that one should break in with a balaclava and paint to blackout the cameras. Sell the pizza once, and choose a different pizza shop next time.
Chaotic good
Hasn't this happened at a little Caesars before? I swear it was a Florida man thing a few years back.
They featured that guy on the HBO series Florida, Man. He broke in while high as a kite to get a drink, and ended up getting caught when he went back a second time to get something else
Was he naked? I feel like the guy I remember was naked.
Yep. The short guy from Workaholics played him so he was in tighty whiteys, not butt naked
Please, God, let this be a repeat offender.
On that grindset.
Sigh, and he could have gotten away with it, but he got greedy. A lesson for us all. On an unrelated matter, does anyone know where the nearest Little Ceasars is located? Just curious, really.
