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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say (www.charlotteobserver.com)

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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release.

An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

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[–] madjo@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But he did the work, not Caesar.

[–] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

Okay but, Caesars ingredients, building and oven, electricity bills. While I agree, seize the means of production etc... Someone else's labor was involved into making the ingredients, the electricity, the oven. And they also deserve to be compensated for their labor.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Careful, keep this up and some kmart brand reddit hall monitors will repost all of the content you upload and make feud posts complaining about you 3 times a week.

[–] madjo@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

Good point. I just felt like trolling a little bit. Obviously, what he did was wrong. But it was also very funny. And it was basically a victimless crime.