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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say (www.charlotteobserver.com)

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A North Carolina man is facing multiple felony charges after he broke into a Little Caesars after closing time and started making and selling pizzas, according to police. It happened Sunday, the day after a massive snow storm hit the state, and the suspect kept all the money for himself, the Kinston Police Department said in a Feb. 2 news release.

An arrest was made after the suspect tried to break into the shop a second time, police said.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aren't the people making and delivering the ingredients entitled to something?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True, but so is payroll and he did his own. Along with staff scheduling and floor management. Did he clean up and shit down properly? Idk I'm not reading the article. It probably all evens out.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's immature of me, but I have to admit I'm amused by that typo.