Legend has it the orangutan can speak human language, but declines to do so to avoid being set to labor by humans. I'm also pretty sure they could rip my face off. I'm going to admire from a respectful distance, thanks.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

le-monke "I got something to tell you but it's a secret"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't trust great apes like that. Remember when they killed 100 men?

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s an ok ape in my opinion

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

All my apes, merely so-so! all-my-apes-gone

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

You're never gonna believe who killed Osama bin Laden.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Great Ape theory is liberal idealism, tbh.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

fry

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

monke-return

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

so you can see the grainy dots

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

For a big hug

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Notice how they're avoiding eye contact too