Legend has it the orangutan can speak human language, but declines to do so to avoid being set to labor by humans. I'm also pretty sure they could rip my face off. I'm going to admire from a respectful distance, thanks.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 17 points 16 hours ago

le-monke "I got something to tell you but it's a secret"

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

monke-return

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

For a big hug

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago

so you can see the grainy dots

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

I don't trust great apes like that. Remember when they killed 100 men?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago

Great Ape theory is liberal idealism, tbh.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It’s an ok ape in my opinion

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

All my apes, merely so-so! all-my-apes-gone

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

You're never gonna believe who killed Osama bin Laden.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago

fry

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

Notice how they're avoiding eye contact too