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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

God, the alt-right messaging network are desperate to find some messaging to fight urbanism on. In my experience, good urban design is an issue that really resonates with people across the spectrum in the US. That's why they tried to spin the 15-minute city conspiracy. The sad thing is that I know they're eventually going to find one that sticks.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Conservatives want to retvrn to trvdition but want everything to be 20 minutes away and stay inside their house all day because there's nothing to do in your neighborhood

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

the trans of traffic

A group promoting change that will have life-saving impacts for a vulnerable community, and positive effects for society as a whole, being thwarted because reactionary dipshits can't bear the thought that saving others' lives is a worthy trade for a vanishingly small change for themselves? I guess so...

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

"Big Bicycle"

sicko-wistful

[–] Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Turns on reds fucking suck as a pedestrian. Makes it feel so dangerous sometimes.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

It is dangerous

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[–] pooh@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Big bicycle" puts some pretty funny images into my head

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] threethan@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago

Linking a blog post supporting Hitler. I think this might be bait but it's funny as fuck so idrc

[–] Ciel@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 years ago

this link does not make me want to impulse buy a domain at all

[–] PolPotPie@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

sure it might save a few lives, but millions will be late

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

tbh if your commute is so fucking tight that you can't spare a few extra seconds at a stop light, something is wrong.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

it's America, everything is wrong.

Right on red keeps traffic moving, but hte traffic is only there because a giant century long conspiracy against public transit, bikes, and pedestrians. But Idk what would even happen without right on red, because it'd fuck with the whole rest of an already not well built traffic system that was shoved in to cities it has no place being.

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

By 36 seconds. Oh, the humanity!

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[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That’s a 50/50 big/small bicycle, averaging out to normal bicycle

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Came here to post exactly this lmao

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a biker I assume that every single car is actively trying to kill me at all times. This is one of those reasons.

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

The second time (of three) that I was hit by a car was because of right turn on red. Drivers go right while staring left, it's an obvious recipe for danger.

The other two times were drivers straight up not seeing me despite me being basically directly in front of them though. One did a left turn into me while I was in the opposing bike lane, the other did a right turn into me while I was crossing a crosswalk with the walk signal

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

I remember when I was first learning how to drive and was driving with an instructor...almost plowed into some people in a crosswalk while attempting to turn right on red (instructor saw it coming and used the instructor brake pedal before I even initiated the turn). Scared me shitless, and you best believe I learned my lesson.

But this is an easily predictable outcome. You've got a situation where the person turning right is going to be looking 180° in the opposite direction to the pedestrians/cyclists crossing to their right because the driver doesn't want someone to plow into them. Completely stupid thing to allow, especially in cities.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How can I make this about me? Or better yet, the people I hate?

[–] g_g@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

gotta make sure i get my transphobic talking points in there or else i'll lose the culture war!

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

oncoming traffic turning right is the most dangerous thing in the world to cyclist.

controlled intersection, random sidestreets, a fucking driveway. it's all the same. oncoming traffic will turn right across you. i've had so, so, so, so many close calls.

stay vigilant and safe out there everyone. if you have a side road to your right* definitely watch oncoming traffic up to your left* to see what they're doing.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

yes it's exactly like that in that people want him to stop doing stupid shit because it's killing peope

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

TRAN-Sport-ation kelly

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

My preschooler child can understand that they need to watch out for and be careful around smaller children on the playground. These people are just bloodthirsty assholes.

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