God I wish that were me
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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unemployed what?
Artist?
Respectfully, that ass is to die for
Somehow I find that super attractive even though I've seen....some shit in my life on the intnernet
Kitty
Kitter
If unemployment will give me an arse like that...
I mean, doing squads is free
Doing squats: [insert no Drke meme] Doing squads: [insert yes Drke meme]
Replace Drake with Debbie
But effort
Butt effort?
And mental health. When I was unemployed for quite some time when I was younger it's a horrid hole to be in. The "why bother with anything" mentally easily takes over.
But my brain is like BUT DAAAADDD I DON'T LIKE THAAATTT.... I hate my brain
Squats will make my ass look like a drawing?
will make it grow cat ears!
Start by substituting the word "bum" for "arse" in your daily affirmations
What daily affirmations should I have been making that would have had "bum" in??
"My bum looks as if I'm unemployed"
Hmm. Well I haven't been saying that, that's true.
"Don't be a lazy bum"
But I wanna
That's why your affirmation should be "be a lazy arse"!
YAYYY
0 hours unemployed?
would
Wouldn't it be a 24 hour shift since you're always unemployed?
I don't think you'd consider it actively being unemployed while you're sleeping. Cuz like... working people sleep too, right? I think you probably only count the time they're awake as their "Shift" at being unemployed. Cuz like... you still count like your lunch break and such as "part of your shift" when you're working.
∞ hour shift