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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 111 points 11 months ago

How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 38 points 11 months ago

I think if Gary Oldman played Musk he'd look much more like Musk. Dude somehow manages to change his face so well.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

He's a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can't picture it.

[-] Duranie@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago

It took me far too long to realize he played Drexel in True Romance. Like, that's one of my favorite movies and it took several watches and seeing his name in the credits to catch it. The Professional was amazing too (which is where Drexel's wig came from lol. )

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 69 points 11 months ago

That is an insult to Zorg.

Zorg is twice the villain that Musk will ever be.

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 60 points 11 months ago

At least Zorg had a plan

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Voila! The ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.

I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

What a great little speech to introduce the villain to the audience, with an excellent delivery by Mr. Oldman. Hot damn.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Agreed! Fifth Element is in my top 5 favorite films, and Gary Oldman is a big reason why.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Oldman and Tucker really contributed to making that film such a fun romp.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

FIFY: Oldman and Tucker really contributed to making that film ~~such a fun romp~~ super green.

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Green? Sorry, I'm going to ask what that means.

What does that mean? Was it slang from the movie? I'm not sure I remember.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
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[-] kibiz0r@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Say what you will about the tenets of Zorg Enterprises. At least he has an ethos.

[-] PochoHipster@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

And zen ve cut off your Johnson!

[-] RollForInitiative@feddit.de 26 points 11 months ago

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg - i'll never forget his name (at least it's not X). Gary Oldman is great as always in a fantastic movie.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

I mean, Zorg is written like a future version of Musk, so this tracks.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Musk wishes he could become Zorg.

[-] MoreOrLess@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Fire one million

[-] moog@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

He's zorg but incompetent and somehow less likeable

[-] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Praise Zorg!

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

Like I said last time, the difference is Zorg actually made something that works.

[-] WooWooKachoo@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Looks like if him and Bezos had a kid.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 11 months ago

Not mental enough.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Swap trump and musk names/ photos and you're good.

[-] GuyWithLag@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Nah. Zorg was competent.

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

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