this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Either she's tiny or the clock is super high.

[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

!tvtoohigh@lemmy.world

~~tv~~ clock

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I legit thought that was a figurine for the longest time.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What is she standing on/in?

[–] swicano@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago

Shake plate

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a vibration plate, it shakes your body while you stand on it. That way it shakes all the toxins out while keeping the electrolytes in.

What I wrote is total bullshit… well the second part. It really is a vibration plate.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You’re saying it’s got electrolytes? Shut up and take my money!

The dreaded Wii U Fit.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 1 month ago

Looks like a step-up platform.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going by most of the alleged text, slop.

[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah at first I thought it was just blur/artifact given that it was screenshotted from a video but then I noticed the absolutely MASSIVE clock on the wall lmao and also "KOGEP"

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Definitely possible. I think the pet house says “ROGER”?

[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Loving the KOGEP side table / present box / pet cave.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I love the classic YELL (?) LAUGH DETIN wall decor.

[–] hansolo@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago

"Laugh often"

Sure am. Thanks, lady.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Michael Meyers getting his stretches in

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He's got more free time now that he's left dead by daylight.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 1 month ago

That's still much better than not doing any exercise.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This, minus the Laugh Often applique is basically VR people