this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago

Surely that's a jacemat

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are we doing jeans memes again?!?!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Brother, did we ever stop?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago
[–] nerdschleife@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I kinda love the jablecloth! Everything except the name.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

There it is

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 3 months ago
[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

A lot of placemats are hard to wash. At least this can be put through the washing machine

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honey, bring out the fine denim, we have guests!

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

nothing like eating off of your sisters ass.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

pff. don't even have jlates, jlasses and jutlery.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Did she buy them or made them herself? Asking for a friend.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

They were willed into existence by Jod himself

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago

Uh, I’m pretty sure that is a jacemat.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

there are many crimes of america, here we see a fine denim specimen

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is the charge? Using a jablecloth? A government denim meal?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

I see that you know your judo well.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

To jail with you.