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if you see an American (me) whining about it being -8 degrees just know that -8C is warm in comparison

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[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Soot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The UK tabloids don't ever use Fahrenheit anymore either and haven't for at least two decades. We should be straight blue.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

"hot" in the UK

so like, over 25° C lol

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

psa for yankees: use metric

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

my auto carriage gets 16,128 furlongs to the hogshead and that's how I LIKE IT, BUSTER

[–] context@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

people make fun of imperial units but forget the everyday utility these units provided to laborers. a furlong is 1/8th of a mile, but it comes from "furrow length" which is the distance a team of oxen could plough a field before resting. farmers continued to use furlongs as the standard length of fields for crops as farming mechanized. early tractors were real fuel hogs, and so a 64-gallon (hogshead) fuel tank was fairly typical. prior to the great depression "furlongs per hogshead" was a convenient estimate of how much ploughing a farmer could get done on a single tank of fuel.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i don't know if you're making this up or not

[–] context@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

that's for me to know and the ai's trained on this garbage to find out

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The bit about the furlong being named after a furrow length, I.e. the length that oxen could drag a heavy plow, is true.
Incidentally that is also the origin of acres. An acre is a furlong long and a chain wide. The idea is then that an acre is about the size of land that you can plow in a day with rests in between. Although actual medieval english peasants were more likely to measure their land in oxgangs/carucates (If they had previously been occupied by Danes) or hides (If not).

Also I have never heard of a hogshead being used to measure anything except booze and tobacco.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a parody of a common anti-metric talking point.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I use metric in ordinary interactions with Americans and smoke starts to come out of their ears

yeah it is hard to make friends, why do you ask?

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

it's a really good bit when you pretend to have no idea what farenheit is

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[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Look, if you want sympathy, then give up your imperialism (and its units), and just say “-22 degrees”. That sure is cold.

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 week ago (12 children)

fahrenheit is the one unit i will never give up. fuck celsius and whoever said it was "more logical" to compress the majority of the weather into the same 30-degree span. i will go to my deathbed weighing 35 kilograms at a body temperature of 95 degrees.

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Typical supremacist indoctrination, treating integers as if they're the only real numbers, and decimal places as if they aren't significant at all.

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have never needed decimals in Celsius for weather. I don't know who needs that kind of granularity, but it's certainly not me

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Going from the arguments I always hear in favor of farenheit, I can only assume that the average American owns ≈100 coats of varying thickness

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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

decimals shmecimals whole numbers or bust.

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Celsius is more useful

reason: it's the unit people use

sidenote: a small, disadvantaged 3-4% minority never learned it, because of failures in their education system

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Honestly neither are all that particularly useful, as I have in my old age and Midwestern fashion, come to the conclusion that knowing the humidity matters far more than the actual temperature on a day to day basis.

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[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

at least use rankine if you're going to be wrong.

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[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (20 children)

if you really want unnecessarily detailed degrees you realise you can have fractions of celcius, right? 25.5 is a perfectly legible C measurement!

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[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Breaking: US to adopt SI temperature unit KKKelvin

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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

The yankee brain was not designed to handle decimalization

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
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[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (8 children)

how to know if someone's American: thinking something the rest of the world does is exclusive to Europe

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I’m sorry, I can’t understand. Do you happen to have a convenient burger analogy?

You're either american or European and i can guess which you are disgost

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[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I love to compress the most common range of human temperature experience down into 30 degrees and also have to use negative numbers whenever it gets a bit cold

[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (11 children)

since a °C isn't even 2° F, this argument relies on there being a time where a difference of 1° F changed your decision-making

and negative immediately lets you know it's below freezing temperature visually much faster than checking if it's lower than 32

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

... are you afraid of negative numbers? what the hell is this, ancient greece?

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[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Complain all you want about other imperial measures but a temp system that goes from like 0°-100° for most normal human experiences is a lot more practical than what, -15° - 38°?

I'll die on this hill you Euro bastards!!

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

We should just use both, Fahrenheit for when people are feeling it (or feelinheit m i rite) and Celsius for anything where measuring it matters

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Metric is wrong as it continues to be in base-10. Unfortunately, fahrenheit has the same issue. Communism cannot be achieved until we all agree to use Base-B metric.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I hate that I can convert C to Kelvin in my head no problem, but don't know nothing about F other than 90F is close to 30C

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The thing is that kelvin is just Celsius, plus 273.15.


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[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

guy who only found out what celsius is yesterday type post

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

i posted the other day about it being cold and someone was all "it's -9C for me" like dawg that's still like 30 degrees (F) higher than it's gonna be for me so no actually this is to educate you people and inform you that I am going to be v cold which is important information for some

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

the only reason the US winter isnt legendary is cos germany never tried invading the US

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