This is a very stupid lib joke but I have to admit it really made me laugh.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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wonder if he's on blood thinners or something. my mom is and if she bumps her hands on the counter too hard her hand will look like that
Trump has said a few times that he's taking more aspirin than doctors recommend taking. He's overdosing on aspirin.
If anybody is curious enough - google "trump hand bruise reason". Libs are obsessed with trying to figure out what's going on.
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The "after:" date is not important. I wanted only recent results - trump hand bruise reason after:2025-10-01
A result...
Trump says higher aspirin dosage behind hand bruises
He also has this pressure socks that help against thrombosis, so I bet yeah
We think my mom died from her liver, right before she passed she had jaundice and looked yellow like this in the light. So it's frustrating to see this creep looking like a late-stage alcoholic like my mom on purpose. What a fucking wacko.
Bruises are never teal blue and that's a real shame in this case.
You’ll take my teal and orange split tone colour adjustment from my cold dead teal and orange hands
mans rocking the bisexual flag colors 
Nobody has messed with the coloration of this photo? I refuse to believe this is real.
I refuse to believe this is real.
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In all seriousness - I assume his face might be a bit more orangey burnt than the typically Trumpian orange and bruise was ripening in a contrasting way. But what makes the colors look even more odd is some kind of combination of bright lighting.