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Also what's up with the double v's

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[–] Sebrof@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago

I beg to differ

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the Buddha in 2026, feel old yet?

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

God he's such a piece of shit.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not only does his hair look fake as hell, but somehow also his beard

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Looks like it's made out of turf and steel wool.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cao Cao was white

Ghengis Khan was white

Sun Wukong was white

Everyone was white

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I'm personally waiting for someone to say Mohammed was white

(I actually think Islam is the one thing white supremacists will never try to claim for themselves)

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chuds have a whole lore that Islam is actually created by the devil. It's quite funny if it wasn't being used to justify extermination.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Western Christian chauvinism a helluva drug

It's incredible that they can glom onto every other religion on the planet except Islam which will always cause them to have an aneurysm

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

"islam" "took" "constantinople" you see. every western educated child is taught about rome never giving up during the punic wars and just doing war by excel sheets and eventually winning, no matter how long it took. and every western educated child is taught of the great shame and loss of constantinople and the holy land to the infidel.

this is a fake wound kept deliberately alive through the centuries, always there to find fertile soil in the politics of the day.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

"White supremacists appropriating Nation of Islam and claiming Yakub was white and he invented black people" is a good bit

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Gonna start telling Mormons that Joseph Smith was black

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Wrong, they were all Albanian 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

"The Albanians ~~, along with the Chinese,~~ make up ~~1/8th~~ all of the world's population." - Hoxha

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Getting them fat stacks of leks

[–] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm adopting the astronomer's concept of white, that is, anything that can reflect any amount of light is considered white, the background empty space is black.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

It pairs well with the definition that "metals is everything that is not hydrogen or helium".

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also what's up with the double v's

Scared of people doing a history search for the keyword white probably

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OccidentalAryan does not want their history of racist posts discovered

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I dunno maybe they think they're dodging bots or scrapers that are scanning for that word. The feds can be defeated by leet speak

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Probably some Buddha = Nepali = Indo-aryan = white the Dravidians ruined India ahistorical nonsense. Ties in with all the Indian Americans I see taking tiktok videos of themselves going “idk why media portrays all Indians as brown! My whole family has white skin!” (Or something like that that’s the gist). BJP GOP fascist internationale going strong.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Actually, speaking of hindutvas, I've been recommended a lot of Buddhism-related videos this past month and I was surprised by the large number of Indians commenting on them when I remember Buddhism having mostly died out there as a major religion ages ago. Then I remembered reading about modern hindu nationalists basically claiming ownership of Buddhism by saying it's just an offshoot of Hinduism.

And indeed, in the comments on this same video there were many Indian commenters criticising the video for downplaying Buddhism's Indian and Vedic roots and portraying the Buddha as too much of a social reformist. Also, comments mentioning Ambedkar and Navayana Buddhism got replies from Indians angry about dalit anti-hinduism michael-laugh

It's just kinda fascinating, like if Israelis started playing gatekeepers of Islam and Christianity

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They're a big fan of the 2015 horror movie The VVitch.

Or maybe there's some kind of V fixation among chuds, because I've never understood why RETVRN is spelled like that. Is it another Roman empire fetish thing?

[–] Alice196498@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Historically (prior to the 18th century), V and U weren’t considered separate letters—they were variants of the same letter. In lower-case text, v was the initial, and u was medial ; thus, what we would now spell as “ upon,” they would have written “ vpon,” and what we would now spell as “ have,” they would have written “ haue.” This is also why the letter w is called “ double-u ” in English. In upper-case text, however, V was generally used regardless of position, which gives us RETVRN. The Romans did write like this as well, and that’s specifically what the meme is emulating, rather than a more general historical trend. The reason it’s all in upper-case writing is because many Roman inscriptions were written before lower-case letters were invented.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

It's supposed to look like the Roman alphabet, so yes

I thought it was Celtic with the runes. There's no reason it couldn't be Roman. I bet the people who use it might not be sure

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like when white supremacy is transparently desperately grabbing at any historical figure that goober can attach to instead of their sibling-parents. It's peak sad.

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's always been about white Europeans doing valor theft on the rest of the world

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

My daddy may be my uncle-brother-grandpa, but my ancestor was the mighty conservative Christian white man Qin Shi Huang.

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are the same people who see statues of a big fat Chinese monk and think its the Buddha so idk what we were expecting

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Isn't there like a bunch of Buddhas? And if you're talking about Budai is he not recognized as a Buddha or at least a Bodhisattva or an incarnation of Maitreya?

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes. At least in Therevada, A Buddha is a name for a type of person who rediscovers the path to enlightenment, and teaches it. Another Buddha can only arise when the path is completely lost (which isn't now of course).

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In my familiarity with Buddhism, mainly Chan Buddhism I think, a Buddha is a fully enlightened being who escapes samsara and is able to rediscover and teach the Dharma. There have been many Buddhas in the past and there will be many in the future, but only one fully enlightened Buddha appears in the world at a given time.

An arhat and other enlightened beings can also escape samsara, but they do not rediscover the Dharma on their own or establish a new teaching in the world the way a Buddha does.

A Bodhisattva is someone who will become a Buddha in the future and is delaying final Buddhahood out of compassion for all sentient beings, and Budai is a specific Bodhisattva who is traditionally regarded as an incarnation or manifestation of Maitreya, the future Buddha.

Not an expert but this is how I'm familiar with it.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep, this is the therevada belief also.

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The double v's is probably some chud conspiracy theory that comments mentioning white people are being suppressed

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

He vants to shuck your blood and soil!

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“Vampire” would be such a good slur for white people…if they wouldn’t proudly embrace it.

  • Smug, aristocratic aesthetic
  • Literally whole shtick is the same as a zombie. Everyone sucks but us, so destroy anything that does not conform.
  • afraid of seasonings
  • pale
  • burn in sunlight
[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

oh fuck off buddha was born in lumbini in modern day nepal

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

someone should make this dude read Osamu Tezuka's "Buddha"

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Of course you think you’re a deity, you’re twelve!

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