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[–] miz@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

on top of the desk, pants around ankles, fucking a potato

[–] context@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

so-far fucking a potato without a condom

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

G̴̨͓̾̑̈́͑̕͘͘͠r̵̢̰͔̫̺̦̟͖̜͇͝ẹ̵̡͙͔͕̗̑͑̈́͛͛̎̍̎̈͘͠͝ę̷̢̠̭̰̿͑͊̓͑̽̊̌̆͛̿̉̓̂̾ţ̸̧̢̡̝̗̲͍͈͙͍̩̙̏ï̵͔̮̱̝̬̺͔͕̥̲͎̑͐͑̅̆͠n̸̨̨̗̭̦̰͉̺̺̝̺͉̣͍̳̰̥̿͐͒͝g̴̙̯̙͇̮͉̃̓͛̉̄̽̚̚ͅs̷̡̧̢̛̛̛̗̮͍̲͕͓̻̝̟͙͓͛̿̎̒̄̿̉̏̈́͋͛̃̋̕ͅ ̴̡̯͎͈̩̦͚̖̠̖͕̔͐͒̕ͅṖ̵̧̛̼̗̳̺͖̺̣͍̬̝͕̆͒͝͝a̵̧̱͕̙̩̬̥̫̳̟̗̭̽̈́̎̾̆͘̚͝ŗ̵̡̧̪̻̞̳̜̯̝̱̰̳̊̇̊͆̂̓̄̇͑̓̊͘͘͝e̸̡͎͍̬͚̱̟͉͔͙̘̰͑͌̒̒̉̓̿̊͜ͅn̸̢̧͍̼͇̤̖̱̘̜̳͔̲̭̟͐̒̒̎͛̈̓̏͜ͅt̶͖͈͎̙͇͍͎͂̀̀̅̈́

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Feel like this would be rawdogging me instead

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

how can potat get pergnant?? How is spud babby formed?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

We need do way instay with the office workers that kill they potats

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

kelly American Pie-tato

[–] context@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

like the actual story is just some boomer complaining about people practicing unsafe food sex. the headline is a little misleading. "raw-dogging $4 baked potatoes" because they can't afford the $5 condoms, but that's based on one misleading quote from near the end. the entire inflation angle is the post's editorial slant.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why tf wouldn't you just take your own fucking potato to work and stick it in the office kitchen microwave? I know oven potato is better but fuck paying 4 fucking dollars for a fucking potato wtaf

This makes me unreasonably upset

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The price point here tells me it's supermarklet ready meal baked potat

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Got vacuum sealed cooked potatoes from the store once. Worst potatoes I've ever had, tasted like cardboard. A lot worse than potato powder.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I just snort lines of instant mash

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Hello fellow kids, are we rawdogging some baked potatoes today?fellow-kids

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fucking cracker new york compost barbarians, koreans baking sweet potatoes have been around longer than this country was even a fucking thought

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want to try the nyc potato now

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Stick a purple skinned sweet potato in the microwave and cook it for a few minutes and that'll be close to what a proper steamed potato is like.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

"Raw Dogging Baked Potatoes" and it's from the friendly Korean spot where everyone is nice.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

I will do the office work. I will rawdog the potatoe

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 17 points 2 days ago

Also, do not the potatohentai-free


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[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Ooof owwiiee too hot

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Get me high and call me a baked potato

[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I'm Gen Z but this sounds like something I'd do. I hope what they mean by "raw dogging" isn't "no toppings no seasoning"

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No frills, no butter, not even salt.

It is.


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[–] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Oh SWEET potatoes. Yeah that's less bad. A well cooked sweet potato doesn't need anything extra, although I usually add butter and brown sugar

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Why are yanks so weird about food?

roast potatoes, chestnuts and hash browns on two steel barrel stoves

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

https://xcancel.com/nypost/status/2013320372075037052


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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Fake news, those "potatoes" are clearly bagged.