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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by UmbraVivi@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

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The thought of being remembered for something so bland and boring is weirdly scary to me. Maybe Felix was on to something when he talked about how settler-colonialism hollows out your soul and kills any culture, creativity or national identity you might've otherwise had. thinky-felix

Edit: 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 SETTLER DOWN 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻 🔻

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[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 132 points 7 months ago

DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?

[-] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 93 points 7 months ago

Dying from blood loss after a mortar shell I tried to fire at a pre-school hit a lamp post instead and blew off my leg: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift... that's why they call it present"

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

gets shot

Maybe the real friends....were in our hearts.....the whole time....

dies

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

… i hope …. you … dance 💀

[-] nick@midwest.social 50 points 7 months ago

steps on a land mine and starts to rapidly lose blood

~~~~* In this house we believe all lives matter (except the children in the hospital I was shelling) Love is love (unless you’re a Palestinian) Etc ~~~~*

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago

The fuck she didn't write that. Some hack in the zionist ministry of propaganda did.

Also:

[-] glans@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

This image is making big promises.

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[-] Orannis62@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago

Maybe Felix was on to something when he talked about how settler-colonialism hollows out your soul and kills any culture, creativity or national identity you might've otherwise had.

Having seen Israeli attempts at humor, I believe this 100000%

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Why did the Palestinian cross the road?

spoilerHe's not allowed to walk on that road because he's living under apartheid and he needs to take a detour to buy bread for his children.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 68 points 7 months ago

if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

fucking dies anyway so don't have to deal with either.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

Seems like Hamas handled her at her worst and left her at her best.

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 59 points 7 months ago

deeper-sadness Almost as sad as these 100% genuine last words by another brave IDF fighter

[-] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Maybe Felix was on to something when he talked about how settler-colonialism hollows out your soul and kills any culture, creativity or national identity you might've otherwise had.

The amount of times the "Ramirez, defend Burger Town!" scene has been unintentionally and un-ironically re-enacted by western militaries in the last 20 or so years really speaks to this I think.

edit:also found this when looking at the names of burger places in Israel, they really are that uninspired lol

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

you have an episode for that , would love to listen to that ,.. ?

its all so extremly bland and sterile .. its really facination.

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Honestly I fucking hate the fact that 20 year olds are sent to die for this shit they are far too fucking stupid and gullible. It's grooming.

I hate states. I hate militaries.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

I hate states. I hate militaries.

anarchista-chad

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago

I'm glad her dreams of ethnic cleansing Palestinians didn't come true

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago
[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Takes longer to rank up in video games than to rank up in the IOF.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

Live life to the fullest by denying an entire people the right to live! Laugh about slaying innocent children! Love doing a genocide!

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

"Life is like a box of chocolates"

~ Galadriel Gadot, 1st Princess Lieutenant, Israeli Hugs and Kittens Division, shortly before she was murder-killed to death by Hamas rape-bullets

[-] ksynwa_from_lemmygrad@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

I don't even believe it. Hasbara lie all the fucking tkme it is extremely conceivable that they made this whole thing up.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Alternatively, they have all their soldiers write a death-message to use as propaganda in the rare event that one of them dies.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

DO NOT PUT A CATTLE PROD IN MY ASS is the most popular

[-] KarlBarqs@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

Samurai death poems but for settlers

[-] SkibidiToiletFanAcct@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

we need a Lei Feng emote.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago

"oopsies. i made a poopie" - the last known words of brave defender of freedom Childkill Babyslaughter

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago
[-] nurjahreszeiten@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

As I step up to defend my people from arab babys and children, I want to say to the world my last words: YOLO.

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[-] NeuronautML@lemmy.ml 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Spoken like a beauty pageant winner. Or one of those wooden plaques you find at the dollar store to put in an unfurnished house.

I guess when you're 20 or so and all you've done your whole life was support war crimes in an ethno state, you probably have the philosophy critical skills of a dollar store plaque. Just as religion intended.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

After losing half her blood being murked by an RPG she was most assuredly only half full eyoooooo

Live, laugh, scream your head off as a Hamas RPG comes over to say hello

[-] Redbolshevik2@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As people are accurately diagnosing Israeli society as demonic and without redemptive qualities, and as they rightly wish harm on this settler, I can't help but think about how mad people here got when I said I don't care about the suffering of Americans.

Can someone explain the difference? Because it seems to me it's the classic cop/soldier distinction you see among RadLibs: they can imagine themselves being harassed and harmed by cops (in which case it's ACAB city) but are far more likely to be or know soldiers than suffer harm at their hands, so suddenly a situation that merited slogans and denunciations seconds ago deserves nuance.

People--again, rightly--point out that there are no innocent Israelis and that settlers are inherently combatants. Why doesn't this apply to the far more more murderous United States? Its foundation is even more explicitly genocidal, it has killed orders of magnitude more people, and all of its atrocities receive widespread support.

So why is the treatment so different? Is it because Israelis are faceless nobodies on the other side of the Earth, and you and everyone you care about are Americans? Is it because your state has been unimaginably more successful at its campaign of genocide and ethnic cleansing, so unlike Israelis, you don't have to think about the fact that you're a settler and thus create ideological justifications for your existence?

To be clear: I'm not saying that people here don't hate the US. People here hate the US, but they hate Israelis. Why are Israelis painted as monsters complicit in their government's actions while Americans are poor little victims whomst bear no responsibility for the most murderous state on Earth?

If this doesn't apply to you: great! The next time someone tearfully says that no one should listen to me because I'm a big old meanie head toward history's most perfect angels, Americans, please join me in thinking about how much everyone hates Israelis both individually and collectively (and again: they should! This is not a defense of Israelis) and roll your eyes.

"Ten degrees to the left of center in the best of times; ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally."

Edit: to be clear, I'm talking about Euro-Americans. The material base of American society is the exploitation of everyone on Earth for the benefit of Europeans. The bottom strata of American society are almost entirely racialized, and non-white people generally experience drastically different circumstances than the parasitic European majority.

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[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

actual last words were probably [oblivion npc grunting noise]

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[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

I hope she suffered.

[-] flan@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Her last words were "Mommy, mommy, mommy. I don't want to die. Mommy"

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Live life to the fullest*

*Terms and conditions apply, offer not available to Palestinian children.

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

but did they get her cum

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

:slaps roof of note book: "You can fit so many god damn meaningless cliche platitudes in this bad boy"

If I ever wrote anything that generic and cringe I hope someone would shoot me too. Its worse than "tell my mom I love her" or even "remember to feed my cat."

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