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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 111 points 7 months ago

So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 36 points 7 months ago

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 16 points 7 months ago

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Try some Taco Bell, then you'll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don't actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

How could anyone know this?

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 months ago

Damn that sounds terrible

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[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 17 points 7 months ago

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \

[-] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 38 points 7 months ago

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago

This is why I always run with an erection.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

[-] Coach@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

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[-] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I'll accept it.

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[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 103 points 7 months ago

Why's my g-spot up my ass?

God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

So God has a peg fetish?

[-] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago

we were created in gods image 🙏god loves a good railing like the rest of us

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

God has every fetish, he made them after all

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 95 points 7 months ago

"because if it didn't feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit" is probably God's/nature's answer.

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I've seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

[-] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Don't worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>...

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Women don't have a prostate tho and don't die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 63 points 7 months ago

I'd like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 16 points 7 months ago

I can't tell you how often this ends old people's lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Dogs don't have this issue. I don't think pneumonia is a serious problem.

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago

Oh, so it's yet another one of those problems caused by that whole "let's take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright" thing. Thanks, evolution!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What's up with that one, God?

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[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago

We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Evolution do be weird sometimes.

[-] UsernameHere@lemmings.world 29 points 7 months ago

The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

It started that way but a true artist suffers through adversity

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

"I thought it would be funny."

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[-] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 14 points 7 months ago

For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question

[-] PeWu@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago

Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls

[-] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago

Yes exactly, fear my psychic powers!

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

That's a weird sign. If it's made by a church or other religous group, you'd think they wouldn't phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn't exist, but of course an atheist wouldn't be making signs talking about god either.

So, is this "Business Alpha Nottingham" some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn't work fyi.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If they are sure they aren't in a simulation.

[-] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 months ago

We live in stimulation

[-] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

We live in a society.

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[-] asg101@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Why does god hate amputees?

[-] Officer_Pickles@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

https://www.methodistevangelicals.org.uk/Articles/523293/The_Business_of.aspx

"One of the most exciting points for me has been was when a 40 year old man gave his life to Jesus on the Alpha Awayday and was then healed of a 25 year condition plus an injured ankle."

Was he healed and then given an injured ankle?