Please don't use the money's paw. It will almost definitely change the game system to FATAL, and I do not, under any circumstances, want to roll for Zaalbar's anal circumference.

I thought he installed spyware on his and his son's computers so that they WOULDN'T be wankers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

All the ones I've found so far have had vents leading into them. The one on the extraction tile has the vent up and to the left of the big head. The one with the windows is up near the roof in the circular part of the tile iirc.

New battery tech shocks scientist after breakingthrough insulated casing.

Father, you promised me flesh.

I was so sad to hear that they went extinct due to overphishing

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

It was one of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything episodes where the crew and several others were stranded on a desert island. They ran out of food and had to decide who to eat based on who wasn't living by Jesus' teachings. The weirdest part was that it kept switching between parodying Gilligan's Island, Lord of the Flies, and Lost. The plot was really hard to follow up until the cannibalism musical number, then it kinda fit together.

Honestly I'm surprised they even released it as it was since, as far as I remember, it's the only episode that showed any actual violence, even in a toned down PG kind of way.

And the Muppets Christmas Carol soundtrack

Her ponytail weighs like, 20 pounds. Ain't no way she's got the neck strength to support that for a full adventuring day.

I am going to force my friends to play Sexy Battle Wizards, at sword point if necessary.