Merchado
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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From now on, Machado shall be known as "ποΈ".
She really is the Liz Truss of Venezuela π₯¬π
madam, here is your award for the trade-in
Do you think she got a graded Pokemon card in that swag bag?
No way is Trump giving away his first edition Charizard. Trump Jr. has been asking his dad for years.
Most obvious thing in the world. No wonder trump won't back her the lady has terrible instincts.
I love when people totally misread trump. It's so funny.
Its a trade of equivalent value
It's her problem for not being able to identify the very clear and consistent pattern of his mierdas touch.
When I get the Trump Funko Pop in exchange for the Nobel Peace Price 
Already got the peace price, no point in invading Venezuela now is there?
It has to be this lady and βcomedianβ Matt Rife who take the number 1 and number 2 spots of people who have introduced themselves to worldwide public consciousness and scrutiny and then immediately and permanently disgraced themselves and their credibility the quickest. Fine company.
Maybe gamifying being a traitorous lackey of the US regime with blind bags will do well with the reddit crowd 
Can you put your nation under the boot of US hegemony and win the ultra rare golden diet coke? 
This feels like something from an (original) Fallout or Wasteland game. Like a hyper post-capitalist land for beads reference.
The Burger Reich are not the only ones doing this. When the Danish queen retired, handing power to her son and hand-picked successor, the Carlsberg brewery celebrated the event by changing the label on their beer to say "The Royal Couple".
I mean, that is pathetic, and as I Brit I'm very familiar with that kind of royal bootlicking.
I meant more than someone would accept a beer with that label on it in exchange for foreign control.
Bag acquired lmao
she got a red hat that that says βmake machado grovel againβ
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