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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

Did Brooke post this while dining in a 3 Michelin star restaurant?

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Just remember folks. If you see someone stealing food, No you fucking didn't.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 15 hours ago

Is the 'one other thing' despair?

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 4 points 14 hours ago

Is that the buying power of $3usd? Cool, the economy is probably fine, happy eating

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

How many dolls does this cost?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you're gonna tell us how to eat depressingly cheap at least suggest rice and beans. It's healthy, filling, cheap, vegan, and capable of tasting quite good. It's just also something you'd be pissed if was all you could afford to eat.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

cajun red beans and rice (~1hr with prep):

  • two cans small red beans
  • holy trinity (diced onion, dice celery, and a doced bell paper any color). The better the dicing, the nicer the effect of the sautee.
  • meat protein (sausage usually, smoked sausage is easier to get, anandouillie is better, if you can avoid the pre cooked ~~hotdogs~~ hillshire farm stuff go for it). Sliced after cooking, not in huge chunks.
  • water/stock (optional, but kinda necessary imo)
  • a pot
  • rice (im filipino, I use what I have, which is jasmine)
  • spices
    • black pepper
    • garlic powder
    • cajun seasoning
    • I add on top of cajun seasoning, more smoked paprika, and cayenne

cook the rice separately if you have a rice cooker or equivalent. im filipino, a rice cooker is more important than a microwave lol so I assume people got em but its fine if you dont, but then youll need another pot if you are looking for speed

in your stove, just use a single pot. cook your meat first if not cooked then slice it. then add the holy trinity and sautee. Then add black pepper to taste (1 tbsp for starters). Then beans (dont let em stick) then your water/stock, and start throwin in that cajun spice, like 2tbsp. it should start smellin amazing. let the beans soften and I like mushin a few to thicken it up. then add those additional spices to taste. No one is gonna say "too much smoked paprika". The stock should be salty already, but if you used plain water or if you want more nows the time as well.

let it do its thing for like 30 minutes, dont let the beans stick to the bottom. squish beans as they soften if you want it thicker (I like it that way).

taste your food as you cook it. Its okay to be imprecise with measuring as long as you are tasting while cooking. Dont overdo the cayenne or people will not like you. Smart with like a teaspoon and taste from there

bone apple tea. This lasts me for a long while, I cook this and another long lasting dish like my grandmas cinci style chili, or a filipino rice dish like adobo/sinigang) and I am a full man for a long time haha. Once you 'invest' in the spices the most expensive ingredient is the meat, so how much you wanna spend on that is up to you, but meat is always going to be expensive because you have to grow an entire animal, feed it, and then harvest it.

[–] rosefiend@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"But brown people eat those things!" -- some Trump staffer, probably

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 24 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

We call them freedom wraps now.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago

Definitely a sign of an "A+++++++" economy: one where you condescendingly tell people how to eat cheap and then lie about the cost of the shitty meal you propose.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Fucker doing work for Putin.

image

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 6 hours ago

"We stand in longer lines than the Russians ever did,

Selling our children's souls to the highest bid,

I can't describe the way it feels"

Electric Six, The Green Building

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reading the title made me think this is something they are preparing for school lunches or for prisons and thought it was bad. But the reality is even worse, they are expecting average Americans to prepare this feast for themselves at home.

[–] GnerphBaht@sopuli.xyz 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

In fed prison we were fed more than that for less. Though it turned out we were getting cow hearts, horse meat, and other stuff not fit for human consumption. But boy did they brag about the savings.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

if it's any consolation, damn near all meat in the US is considered unfit for human consumption by most of the rest of the world

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Secretary of Famine. I would like to stop collecting horsemen.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 19 hours ago

Ah good news, you can stop now, that was the fourth one.

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 19 points 23 hours ago

This is probably the diet they recommended for the orange fatso who barely moves. A construction worker or lumberjack cannot possibly function on 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing'.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As stupid as this statement was from the AG secretary all the Democratic legislators jumping on it with AI images is pretty dumb too. You're telling me you couldn't get a staffer to make a shitty meal and post a photo? Come on.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They gotta save that extra money to send emails begging for donations, clearly.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

Squad Victory Fund.

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[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Article FILLED by AI bullshit.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With the amount of white people I've seen eat a corn tortilla and complain, you'd almost think this is satirically produced

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Corn tortillas are superior to flour in every way

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Can't make a burrito with a corn tortilla. Otherwise, solid insight.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Damn it how could I forget about the burrito

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I just don't eat them. Tacos only!

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

wouldn’t it be easier to deny burritos are food, block everyone who disagrees with you, change your name to “BurritosDontExist” and make this an intrinsic part of your personality than to admit you… forgot about something on the internet?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

Still sounds more sane then the thorne guy... Lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Well fuck I wasn't gonna but I guess you're the boss Mr Internet Lady

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[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago

As a half Mexican who grew up with my Mexican family, spent a lot of time in Mexico, and has celiac disease (meaning I cant eat flour), I actually disagree. It makes me sad that I cant eat flour tortillas anymore - especially because my grandma's home made flour tortillas were the fucking bomb.

That being said, street tacos only belong on corn.

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[–] Today@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

What's new with the Epstein files? Or the Epstein ballroom?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

$3 used to go a lot further before the Annoying Orange Pedophile fucked shit up. $3 was enough for a whopper at BK, which means $3 was a lot more groceries.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know that a lot of Americans could lose some weight but there is a difference between dieting and not being able to afford food.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Also unhealthy food is usually cheaper

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think that's true. But poorer people tend to have less time available to cook.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Check the prices for unprocessed, bio, eco etc. food. Also fast food vs decent meal.

[–] CXORA@aussie.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Are you saying vegetables, meat and rice are more expensive per serving than pre-packaged food where you live?

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You are being overly dramatic here with your statement!

The only difference between eating 50grs of chicken a day because you are on a diet and eating 50grs of chicken a day because that's what you can afford is merely conceptual!

You are taking this with the wrong attitude! The Great Leader is making the prices go up so your weak will doesn't have any problems to stick to a diet that will make you thinner!

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

Can't even throw in a ketchup packet and call it a vegetable? It's like they aren't even trying.

[–] unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

As someone living on a tight food budget, it's still possible to stretch 3$ WAYYYY further. Prices are bad, don't get me wrong but this kinda seems like performative bs

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

It's starting to get really area dependent. At this point even rice from the Asian market and beans is pretty firmly out side of the 3 buck range for a proper portion for each meal in my area unless your actively starving yourself.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hopefully the people that supported this see it as the true grift as it is, feel insulted by being deceived by their worshipped one, and turn on him with all the powers of their wallets supporting them. Then they eat each other.

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