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The Trump Administration's $3 Meal: 'A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing' (www.commondreams.org)

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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn it how could I forget about the burrito

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I just don't eat them. Tacos only!

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

wouldn’t it be easier to deny burritos are food, block everyone who disagrees with you, change your name to “BurritosDontExist” and make this an intrinsic part of your personality than to admit you… forgot about something on the internet?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Still sounds more sane then the thorne guy... Lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Well fuck I wasn't gonna but I guess you're the boss Mr Internet Lady