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[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

never gonna happen

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

I drink because I'm stressed, drinking increases my cortisol, that makes me stressed out, so I drink. And so on zizek-preference

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

yes-honey-left stop the madness please

layoff-stare drinking is a good way to cope!

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Lmao, at first I assumed it is the Onion.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I'm tired of living in a Jaroslav Hašek's satire.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

shitlibs start getting too hammered and depressed to stomp down the left

Suits me just fine

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

It improves my day to know that Kallas is miserable enough to say this out loud.

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She should drink more and talk less.

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 1 day ago

given the statements she normally makes, I just assumed she was drunk all the time already

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I suppose this is where blind devotion to the neoliberal order gets you. Everything turns to shit and your only "solutions" will just speed up that process. They know they are all going to be ousted by open fascists within the next few years, what else is there for a ghoul to do except drink?

what else is there for a ghoul to do except drink?

de-electrochemistry [Electrochemistry, Trivial, Success] Magenta cocaine from Saramiriza.

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Let them ~~eat cake~~ drink

[–] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Something I agree with the Chihuahua leader for once

[–] Nobilmantis@feddit.it 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it means it's time for her to retire and give space to someone competent

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

Okay

Monkey's Paw curls

Now it's some Palantir or McKinsey ghoul in her stead

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

nah im good

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

This is probably the most normal thing she's said

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Good to know I'm just ahead of the curve

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago