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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 75 points 1 month ago (5 children)

These 'factory look' restaurants ,with high ceilings with all the pipes and ducts exposed, can fuck right off. Then they pump in music so everyone has to shout, adding to the 'ambiance'. That shit is the laugh track of social interaction.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

It’s even crazier that office spaces are designed like that. And then managers are suprised that everyone wears headphones in the office.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

while saying you have to be in the office because of the interaction

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[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Finally someone who agrees. Plus they charge so much for some tiny burger. Get a ceiling grid with those acoustic panels using the burger profit. The polished concrete floor never helps too.

I went to a club that boomers go to the other day. Carpet, clean toilets, soft lighting, and meals that cost less because their profit comes from poker machines. Hell yeah brutha

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

The burger is also on a wood chopping board. We want plates!

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[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

Oh, you don't need the music to need to shout. The high ceiling achieves that by itself. Echo, space to fill, or something. Not to knowledgeable about acoustics.

I really wish they made restaurants with low ceilings. You take the tallest people who are likely to come, you add maybe 30 cm, and that's more than high enough, right? No, they've gotta have ceilings so high they could genuinely fit two floors in the one they have. It's a waste of space, too.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Absolutely. When I go to a bar or restaurant, I prefer a place that doesn't look like a co-working space. Also, when I see anyone using a laptop in there, I'm out.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Indeed. It is like drinking in a sweatshop.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (7 children)

So just drinking with friends at home then?

No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make them byob and pay a cover

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Like some kind of public house?

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[–] naught101@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My personal conspiracy theory is that bars have bad acoustics so that you have to shout, so that you get a sore throat, so that you feel like you need to drink more.

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's good, but it's just so people dont linger too long and will leave after they've spent money. If bars and restaurants were comfortable people would hang out at them for hours and that's bad for profits.

[–] autriyo@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In my dreams I'd be running an unprofitable bar out of my other living room. (I don't have another living room)

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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

it'll go bankrupt quick. people drink less when they can have other stimulation

if the place has a dancefloor, it also has to have shit music in between so you return and buy a drink to pass time

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 weeks ago

That is called a "pub".

Remember kids:

Oak and brass, A touch of class. Pine and chrome, Get yourself a six pack and drink it in your garage.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: A BAR, BUT YOU CAN HEAR THE PEOPLE YOU'RE WITH

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

WHAT!? TELL ME AFTER THE NOISE DIES DOWN.

meanwhile when the noise actually does die down: SO THAT'S WHY I NEED A NEW HEMROID CREAM.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

Back in the late 90s, at a seedy bar with my tech-head buddies, we snagged a booth/table with a crappy half blown speaker that was pumping music so loud you couldn’t hear ANYTHING. My buddy whips out his multi tool and proceeds to stand up and snip the wire going to the speaker. An amazing idea that I’ve really never had the chance to replicate, but inspired me to carry a multi tool a lot more.

[–] thenewred@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

Sound panels. They're insanely effective. I put up a few at home, and now I complain about every place that doesn't have them.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago

One of my personal gripes with TV and movies is when the main characters go to a dance club, or a strip club, and have a conversation at a normal volume level. You can always tell from the look of the places that they're the kind where you have to shout into the ear of the person next to you to have a hope at being understood.

[–] vin@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I'm at an industry get together right now at an event space that is all concrete walls and has music. Taking a break coz I'm tired of shouting

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't have a cat, maybe next door?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Why, I don't want to hear them complaining about the current state of the world, I'm already depressed because all of it, I just want to drink my beer in peace and overwhelming conversation-canceling noise, with my friends close to me, where just a glance at each other saying "I feel the same" is enough.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weird, my friends and I may occasionally talk about the bad stuff, but there’s always something good going on. We can be excited for upcoming things too.

I like being able to have conversations at bars and restaurants. In my bachelor days when I was dating an amazing person she knew all the good bars and restaurants that you could actually have conversations in. We always knew going in to a social thing if it was gonna be a good conversation or just yelling and “what?”

Plus the ear damage from the loud shit is no joke. Tinnitus started for me by mid 30s and I never listen to loud music or do stupid stuff, beyond bars and parties.

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[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

So not a bar.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Music should be loud enough for you not to hear the next table conversation but be able to listen to yours

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I mean, there's some personal choice involved here. My wife and I and a friend, all middle aged, visited a bar recently to hang out and burn some time and it was busy and noisy (like, piped music and chatter noisy). We moved on and found a less busy bar where we could talk.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Part of the reason why I hate going to bars. Another part is that the drinks are overpriced. I can get a decent handle and drink for a week for the same price as 3 drinks at a bar. No, the shitty music and oppressive atmosphere does not make the experience worth it.

[–] KenOh@feddit.online 7 points 4 weeks ago

Grogan's Castle Lounge on Dublin. No music, live or otherwise. Only drinks, conversation, and legendary toasties.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Like my local pub, then. That's how I like it.

Spoiler: they're not ranking it in and aren't millionaires, though.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity. They need a jukebox, where you put $5 in for it to drop the volume by 3 points for 10 minutes.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

^what’s new pussy cat^

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never been to a bar that plays music too loud. Did oop a club instead?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

It’s not just about music. Like some bars and restaurants with modern interior have shitty acoustics, since they are open spaces with concrete walls and large windows. I went to a restaurant recently, wasn’t super crowded, music was played at low volume, still had a hard time hearing people. Since everyone in the room had to speak louder and louder to make themselves heard and overcome the reverb in the room.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

We have this in the uk, it's called wetherspoons

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Don’t tell them. Half empty bars are the best.

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago

In western movies & series that's every bar.

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