this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Here's your furry porn you commissioned. I think its done, where's my 200 bucks?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hot, but can you do Shadow and Sonic showing their bare feet? It's for a friend

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im not a scalie so this will be 1k badoonies k thx

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That was for @breadleyloafsyou, but thanks!

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Weird I sent it to that comment.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sonic wouldn't pose for me so you just get Shadow, sorry.

That will be 500 buckaroos thank you.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My friend says thanks

Where do I send them to?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

500 muy houz dr. Wish it wasnt america 99999

[–] breadleyloafsyou@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wow! can you draw a snake lady for me?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I got yah, just send me $1,000 in bitcoin if it was worth the fap.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Lmao, top 10 names of the year. Fucking meatpilot

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Damn, you’re good.

[–] monstercookie@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago

Can you do a picture with a hundred beans, a dozen corn cobs, 6 airplanes and a potato? Oh and leave the furry porn, that's very important...for my friend.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

but… where is the furry porn D:

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 16 points 2 days ago

You'd get laughed off of FurAffinity if you expect to pay after completion.

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 19 points 2 days ago

Diabolical.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Then I'm going to draw a quadruple amputee (I don't need to draw limbs, so it will take less time and skill).

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Stickman, beheaded and with every limb removed. Please form an orderly line to appreciate my magnum opus

[–] Ihnivid@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the eyepatch.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That brim shape is almost perfect …

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago

If you like the art style, I think this is from The New Batman Adventures. Or maybe one of the movies from that era.

Mark Hamill is the best joker.