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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] anzo@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.

[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances

that's the thing, i'm not house trained

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

Might as well, I'll wear the ears and tail if you want.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Even if I'm already fixed?

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Happy cake day :3

[–] pringus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

What the fuck did I stumble upon.

EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Memeing about the shitty situation of queer people in the USA, as in it's so bad they'd rather become even pets to get into the safety of Canada.

And you can be as cow as you like!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).

I just want to be a cow.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don't feel like I am one though (like I wouldn't have a cow fursona)

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

hiiii I’m already house trained

[–] vrek@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] vrek@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

But I was laying there...

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Second Underground Railroad

I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I would never puke on a rug.

Not much of a catboy, then.

[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cremisi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches

[–] edg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Please take me 😭

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I can woodwork

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA

I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

[–] miked@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo

[–] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation

[–] miked@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Not at all.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

adopt-an-American please

[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago
[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

They all want a green card dom

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