this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago

Username reverse uno!

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago

I like how every community is in festive fall mood <3

[–] kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.

[–] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net 9 points 11 months ago

Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well, that's not nice... my mom would never fuck a turkey... not on thanksgiving anyaway.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe if the turkey were sick

[–] Xeknos@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

If they weren’t before they were afterwards.

Some say it’s turkey STIs.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 4 points 11 months ago

That many, huh... maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What, me and my sister doing the dirty?

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago

It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional "shlup, shlup"... my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog's name for some reason 🤔.

[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh" huh maybe im parent material after all

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why is the seasoning white?

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's kernel sanders secret white sauce.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Cream of somyon guai

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Uncle sanders bechamal creamy surprise

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Whoa now you dont tell em this at Thanksgiving you let it fester a few weeks

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

What did they win?