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[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 46 points 1 year ago

It’s so weird to me seeing Squdward as the rebel teen when everything he is screams “curmudgeon middle aged childless introvert”.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

I like how every community is in festive fall mood <3

[-] kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net 19 points 1 year ago

Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.

[-] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago
[-] kitsuneofinari@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 17 points 1 year ago

Well, that's not nice... my mom would never fuck a turkey... not on thanksgiving anyaway.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Maybe if the turkey were sick

[-] Xeknos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If they weren’t before they were afterwards.

Some say it’s turkey STIs.

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

That many, huh... maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.

[-] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.

[-] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

What, me and my sister doing the dirty?

[-] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 1 year ago

No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional "shlup, shlup"... my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog's name for some reason 🤔.

[-] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh" huh maybe im parent material after all

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Why is the seasoning white?

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It's kernel sanders secret white sauce.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Cream of somyon guai

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Uncle sanders bechamal creamy surprise

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Whoa now you dont tell em this at Thanksgiving you let it fester a few weeks

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What did they win?

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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