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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 54 points 6 days ago

Cuba needs nukes.

I feel really bad for the people of Cuba. They have so much dignity, ingenuity and potential. They could have been the China of the Caribbean, had they not been under constant siege by a brutal fascist empire.

He always does this shit. No matter how the county responds the regime just claims "they refused to make a deal" and blocks the public from seeing how the county responds. Just like Afghanistan was trying to turn over Osama.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

PCC may they kill every imperialist dog that touches their island

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 34 points 6 days ago

They had a deal with the US, Trump ripped it up

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

I'm so depressed...

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

No one seems to know for sure what Trump means by “make a deal”, but it’s reasonable to assume he wants the government to effective end itself and hand over the country to the US. Cuba survived the Special Period with conceding, I believe they will get through this, too.

[–] unfnknblvbl@kbin.earth 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

honestly, I am starting to get triggered by the phrase "make a deal" - this guy can't actually negotiate a deal to save his life, but he keeps beating that drum anyway

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

He's great at making a deal. His version of this is "give me everything I want or I'll kill you and destroy your country." He has all the worlds military power at his disposal and the willingness to use it and the backing of the troops. He can make any deal that he wants.

It's probably the only time he's ever actually been savvy at making deals.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 7 points 6 days ago

Horrible corrupt business man has to trick ferengi populace into electing him grand nagus, lower decks special, 2026.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Same

Rest in piss cornman.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

The DPRK has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

when are all these countries he’s threatening going to put together a coalition of the willing

[–] RindoGang@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Inb4: BREAKING NEWS Trump has done the impossible. The entire world has called a truce just to team up against America.

[–] evol@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Trump is actually playing 20D chess, by uniting the world against him and losing he will teach the world once again about the horrors of fascism

St. Donnie will die for our sins

edit: Isn't this the plotline for an anime, I forgot which one

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kind of attack on titan I think?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah Attack on Titan was kinda trying to go for the same thing but then fucked up the ending and just ended up being pro fascism and pro genocide and pro ecocide

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Depends on how much you think the author "fucked up" a good ending vs "wanted just enough plausible deniability to hide their fascist worldview."

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He based a character on a real Japanese general who was involved in the colonization of Korea, so he's at the very least :sus:

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Yeah it really sucks. I'll still always have the clip of that rich asshole having an anti-jew speech ending it with "we need a final solution" only to get turned into a surprise snack

[–] evol@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah this one, Trump is just pulling a Lelouch. How did I not see this 30D chess

To be fair for Lelouch it was also not 30D chess from his side, he only decided this after his every other plan failed.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

when they get or the US loses nukes

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

Holy fuck - is he actually going to attack Cuba soon?

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

FUCK YOU AND FUCK KHRUSHCHEV BURN IN HELL

Fuck im so angry he took the nukes away fuck

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Step 1: Get nukes.

[–] larrikin99@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Putin can't rock the boat guys. Trump is just a week away from making Ukraine give him Donetsk oblast! Giving Cuba the nukes back would jeopardize everything.

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I get China copium but who here is actually hoping for Putin?

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't get China copium. Haven't they completely subscribed to the International Law model?

The Neoliberals have awful policies, but at least they don't give a shit about the rules based order, so naturally people will cheer for the devil if he's the only one willing to help.

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yes but internationalism from a lost era still fuels peoples hearts. They believe it because they want to.

[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Subscribing to the international law model is equivalent to inviting foreign capital in to invest in China - it's using the opponent's energy against it.

One thing that has been true for a while now is that while the US claims to be all about international law, it violates it constantly. But the US continues to use it justify sanctions and violence and rally many countries to common cause.

If China also subscribes to International Law and behaves better than the US, why would it be any different than say Luxembourg or Zimbabwe doing the same? Because of economics. As China ascends to the dominant economic position in the globe, and as it becomes capable of protecting other nations, more and more countries will be able to use International Law against the US.

[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 days ago

We're hoping the US is actually a paper tiger. If the US defeats one of its strongest opponents, it's a signal that the US is much much stronger than we believed, and that has massive consequences

[–] KoloradoKoolAid75@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Nigeria, Venezuela, Greenland, Mexico, and now Cuba? Can US even afford this many conflicts anymore?

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

Don't have to. Just bully each one, most fold, make examples out of those who don't with limited strikes, assassinations, kidnappings, sanctions, etc until they fold and move on. Cuba's the only one that cannot really fold. The only thing they can offer the US is total capitulation and installation of a fascist neo-liberal dictatorship for the west.

[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 days ago

Also currently active in Somalia, Ukraine, Lebanon (via proxy, but not only), Syria, Iran (covert) and also threatening Colombia, Canada, China, Russia.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

not boots on the ground but they could blow up a lot of shit and abduct or assassinate more people

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

May Cuba prevail against the YanKkkee empire

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Cuba will fight

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Please make a deal with us before it's too late for our crumbling empire to bully you into unequal terms.

Deal like they proposed to Venezuela? It was not a deal, it was ultimatum and agreeing to it would mean plunder and decades of humanitarian crisis.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Bay of Cheetos? Idk come back to me I'll come up with a better one

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

second-plane

A second Bay of Pigs has hit the country