Leave the poor woman alone she had nothing to do with that cheating asshole. Steal his PS5 or whatever but not this.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2026
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I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma's ~~dad~~ dead and doubt she cares.
I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma's dad and doubt she cares.
I agree that great grandpa probably doesn’t care either.
If you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that's the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can't blame him.
If you rub my grandma she squirts.
I'm afraid to ask how you know she's still able to get... moist enough to do that at her age.
Uh coochies don't always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active.
Also, squirt is mostly urine.
I'm aware. It was a joke implying they had... personal knowledge/experience.
What can I say? I've got a sick mind.
I feel like grandma would understand.
His only mistake was not dumping your crazy ass before looking elsewhere.
(I know we're not supposed to take shit posts seriously, but damn)
This meme is almost as much filler as her lips.
And injected her ashes into my lips
Then what?