Born too early to die for oil,
Born too late to die for oil,
Born just in time to die for oil.
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2026
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The problem with killing civilians is that you might die while doing it and Trump is president when you’re doing it
If we imagine Kamala is president does the Onion post "die for kamala harris" or is it something girlboss related?
"Slay for Girlboss"
FUCK
FUCK
THAT'S FUCKING GOOD
Why is it for Donald, not for USA? Let's not pretend like The Onion wouldn't benefit from US victory over Venezuela. I expect more relevant satire from them if they give a shit, but they won't do it, because it'd hurt the paycheck.
Let's not pretend like The Onion wouldn't benefit from US victory over Venezuela.
…why would the Onion benefit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL0nhn88aVA
you've gotta die, gotta die, gotta die for your government?
die for your country? that's shit!
Agree with the song's sentiment, but fuck this band.
CW:SA
In case you didn't know, their singer was exposed as a sexual predator a few years ago. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/anti-flag-justin-sane-1234817170/
yeah, i had a vague memory that they were bad
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